No Black Pope. No Mafia Pope. No Hondo Pope. Just Some Loser From Argentina
Biggest Pope letdown of all time. I feel like it was draft day and Conclave had a surefire, franchise Pope to pick with the Black Pope and they played it safe and went with some loser from Argentina. Like taking an offensive lineman or something.
Honestly I feel like the Catholic Church must have a bunch of prospects on the rise or something and they’re planning for a big time push when this guy dies in a few years. Maybe then the promote Black Pope to the Big Leagues and go in for the kill.
listening to francesa butcher this news on the fan is hilarious
Clearly the Cardinals missed the Barstool blogs about how Argentina ranks #1 in freaky gay porn searches, otherwise they would realize what a PR disaster this is going to be.
The Kyle Brady of popes if you will
St Francis? Dubs tee eff?
The equivalent to taking an offensive lineman with the first pick, maybe a smart choice, but dammit I want some fire power negro to fuck shit up in there and lay down a hard and fast “no gay shit or else I’ll get real dark on ur asses” type rule
sound the horns, here come all the jesus freaks
Jorge Mario Bergoglio is his name and he picks Pope Francis? I think Pope Mario would have been a sick name!
So the new pope is Jewish? That’s Larry David’s old man, right?
wait people from argentina arent black/mexican looking?
does anyone even religious read the stool?
i can never trust a guy from South America that would give up vagina for life.
I wish some WWF shit would go down..Black Pope runs out, kicks him in the gut, gives him the Stone Cold Stunner, Swiss Guards beat down the priests trying to help out the Argentine. All while Jim Ross repeats “Good Lord! Good Lord, what has Black Pope done!”
This guy is clearly the demon spawn of Jeff Van Gundy and Rudy Giuliani.
I think Boston would have to have a Duck Boats parade if Cardinal O’Malley was elected.
Now he is speaking spanish, but I’m pretty sure he just said he cant wait to wear an alter boy as a hat.
As long as he likes underage butt he’ll fit in just fine
Transplanted war criminal. Book it.
Agree KFC, what a letdown.
Clemsonkid, please don’t skip your English 101 class this semester
they knew having a black pope and a black president would have caused too many US suicides
Terrible pope choice. Really dropped the ball here.
jooooooooooooo
It’s the Catholic church, it’s ALL MONEY & ALL MARKETING! Where is their religion growing? South America…easy choice. This ain’t your granddad’s church anymore.
The Cardinals electing a new pope is great but until they figure out that quarterback situation I can’t see them being serious contenders.
You think the new pope will give me his Brazzers password?
BSS should celebrate this celibate, and tomorrow’s Wake-Up should be a gallery of Argentinian chicks with grade-A badonks.
had no idea a pope could change his name when elected, no wonder why they get away with diddling kids they can change their name to whatever pope something they want
76? NEXT!
KFC…it’s time to leave….you’re horrible…go back to school, get an MBA…grow up and get a real job…..you are a true loser
Francis? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mUtHkSw9nEY
Argentina is mostly italian wilburham.
KFC…as a Fordham Grad you have to at least give a little love to him for being a Jesuit. Go rams.
that sideshow lasted longer then
‘the decision’..but hey least they spared
us jim gray..
Pope O’Malley would have been better. And just in time for your irish fucktards to drink yourselves in piss pants.
“Pope Francis” sounds like a power-house black basketball school in The Bronx. “Oh that my cousin Deandre, he plays ball at Pope Francis. Might be goin to Syracuse”
I heard that after the Cardinals had selected the new pope, as the pope was getting ready to address his peers for the first time, out of the back room came Chris Hansen…and that folks is how you catch a predator!
@cantgetright There’s a St. Francis Prep in Brooklyn
Nothing dispels a pedophile stereotype like electing a the poster man for pedophilia as your leader.
How about a little respect. Wtf
Apparently white smoke means play musical white guys all over the world.
http://aidanfromworcester.com/2013/03/13/new-pope-upstaged-on-big-day-pats-replace-welker-with-injury-prone-welker-jr-bob-kraft-is-ballin-on-a-budget/
such a waste of a pick…perfect chance to make a game changing pick in order to fix problems with the church in the United States but instead get an older guy whos passed his prime
Weak Pope draft class. No doubt that they picked this guy just so he could pass away in the next few years when a stronger draft class will be around. Power move by the Catholic church
he looks like herbert from family guy, but this time chris finally let him in the papal chamber