Well that was amusing. More positives for the G-Men all around, outside of an apparent cast on Bradshaw’s right hand and the left one wrapped (cut the Glass Joe shit out, #44). Manning-to-Cruz was on point despite the first-team offense not punching in 6, and the D looked great. If Mark Sanchez was a little boy and the Giants line was Jerry Sandusky, then Wayne Hunter hit his Joe Paterno impression out of the park. I swear, JPP had to have gotten a little bit of Sanchise shit on his dick. Then Timmy Tebow descended down to the field from the heavens for the second half and it’s possible the Jets ended up with less total yards for the game than they racked up in the first 2 quarters.
Yes, I know it’s only preseason – but there’s NOTHING positive coming out of it so far from Gang Green. Even the punter sucks. This is going to be an amazing new level of horrible in Jetland, I can smell it. Or maybe they’re just saving all their touchdowns for when the games count.