Nobody Has Ever Loved Anything More Than This Guy Loves Trains
YEAH! Alright! Woooo! Motherfuckin trains!!!
I’m so jealous of lunatics like this. Sure this dude probably wears masks made out of human skin, but he’s also just so motherfuckin happy to look at trains. I wish I could look at a train and be this fuckin excited. I need booze and drugs and all sorts of sexual perversion to get excited these days. This cat busts a nut when he hears a train horn. I’m serious I think he legitimately orgasms around the 47 second mark. When he realizes its an SNC-52 combined with the horn I’m pretty sure he just straight up cums in his pants. Bottom line is, his life is just so goddam simple – watch trains drive during the day, kidnap children at night. Its the little things in life, folks.
PS – His delivery on the “That horn gives me the chills…and those chills have absolutely…nothing…to do, with how cold it is here” is impeccable. Absolutely nailed it.
PPS – The fact that there are enough of these people that they have their own term is pretty scary. Fuckin foamers.
haha fuckin strange people in this world.
part of me thinks he’s hamming it up. like how he all of a sudden notices the caboose and reels off its name and everything. the thing was right in front of him in the open the whole time
he sounds like Norm McDonald
If you read the article attached it reveals that not only is his one of the world’s foremost experts on locomotives, but he also holds the world record for the most wedgies received as an adult. Pretty remarkable.
Definitely has a model train set made of human bones that runs on tracks made from human hair. I hope that guy wasn’t wearing jeans. Sucks having a raging hard on pushing into a metal zipper.
Cum everywhere!!!! This is special!!!!!
no way hes hamming it up Pedro, he 100% had a raging hard on during all of that. Cant fake that kind of insaneness
ah, another perfect situation to pull this one out…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V354SFzDwMc
this is how i picture KFC sounding if he was filming the re-release of a retired donut. “OHHHHH…..ORANGE-HONEYSUCKLE BEAR CLAW, RIGHT HERE IN NEW YORK….OHHHHHH…AHHHHHH…”
pussy>oxy>trains>el pres?
hahaha, nicely done, cantgetthestinkout.
hilarious
his boner tore right through his salt & pepper velcro jeans.
DRO !! whats up buddy where the fuck u been?
Dro Man would let that SNC 52 run over his hard on.
This guy sounds EXACTLY like Nicolas Cage…to the tee
whattup, beatstains. i bought an old Don LaPre VHS set at a garage sale, and i’m well on my way to making millions, so i’m hard at work with that. haha, nah just playin, i took a new job, i’m on the road a lot. but other days like today i don’t need to leave the house til 11. it’s a give-and-take.
whats better this or Double Rainbow guy?
dude just roped everywhere. give him a towel
Ya, something’s special alright…
arguably one of the funniest things Ive watched in a while. This cat is a complete hand job but you cant teach passion like that. Dude probably had his ass kicked, lunch money stolen, etc as a kid
Thats straight Dro. u been MIA bro, not good.
I don’t know, I think there’s a special little fellow out there that loves rainbows more than this dude love trains, especially double rainbows.
Sorry Frunkis, missed your comment, you beat me to the punch.
Train better hurry, he’s going to be late for the Star Trek Convention!
KFC, how bout u put up videos that werent on Tosh.O. U fuckin suck
Talk about getting excited about a caboose. You would have thought Kate Upton was strolling down those tracks.
See, how it works is, the train moves, not the station
@newyorktrash12…and before Tosh.O. it was on some retards camera, then it was on the WORLD wide web, where Tosh.O. got it as well. fucking goob! Who cares
Who knew Lt dangle was a fan of trains. U know who Im a fan of. Chicks who pull trains.
enrico nailed it hahahahahaha.
IF I HAD YOUR JOB I’D KILL MYSELF.
“watch trains drive during the day, kidnap children at night” Fire fucking hilarious
he absolutely came in his pants when he saw the second train