North Korea Makes Propaganda Movie Dreaming Of Hitting NYC With A Nuclear Bomb
Nuclear bombing sequence starts at 2:05
MSN - North Korea dreams of nuking New York City to the tune of “We Are the World.” That’s the gist of the latest propaganda video from the Hermit Kingdom, which uses cutting-edge 1980s video editing to portray the dreams of one citizen comrade, fantasizing about the Big Apple leveled by a Communist missile attack. The choice of music is odd by anyone’s standards, but if one were being nuked, there are probably worse songs to accompany it than a Michael Jackson ballad raising money for Africa.
This is why North Korea is terrifying. They are so fucking wacky I don’t think you can predict anything they’re ever gonna do. That new moon face Kim Jong-Un is basically like a little kid with nuclear bombs. One day he might just get bored and throw a temper tantrum and bomb us. He’s like the college basketball freshman sensation who’s pure athleticism. If he learns some post up moves and how to actually play the game, watch out – he could absolutely dominate. But for right now he’s a kid with just raw talent. Thats fucking North Korea. If they ever stop being goofy Asians and focus on taking over the world we could be absolutely fucked.
The good news is they’re still busy making videos like this where they dream of the space program and World Cup soccer and nuclear war. The day we stop seeing wacky North Korea youtubes is the day I go to live in an underground bomb shelter.
Have him read a Neil blog and he’ll put that shit on Chicago.
Alright, enough of this BS already, time to send in Team America!!
The meteorites before the actual bombing was a good touch
Living in miami with these random military drills going on at night in the city, and this whack job making these videos ….. gonna need to stop smoking weed for a while….
Hahahaha no fucking way
it amazes me how little North Korean citizens know about the rest of the world. The country actually thought their soccer team won the cup.
I learnt two things from this video.. 1) Asian people always have cameras on them, including when they sleep. The only way if could have been more stereotypical is if this guy was giving a peace sign. 2) USA has nothing to worry about if these ’85 video effects demonstrated their technological intellect.
let them do it. whenever these fucking idiots test fire a missile the thing goes about 20 feet in the air then blows up. They’ll end up nuking themselves. Boom, problem solved
you do realize that the distance between Korea and North America, Specifically New York logically doesn’t make sense for them to attack NY, they would, geographically speaking, attack the western part of the U.S. Which would still give us time to react and shoot an intercepting missile to detonate the bomb before it hit us, Hawaii would be fucked from the radiation, as well as all wild life in the surrounding area. Mutant Sharks. Think about it.
Jesus christ N Koreans are whacky
Kim Jong-Un’s last attempt to shoot off a nuclear missile was like watching Viagra-less old man trying to fuck. Too bad making video of you blowing up cities doesn’t make up for the hangnail of a dick he has.
I think Maurice just had an orgasm.
Hopefully Francesa will be in Saratoga watching the ponies when this happens. You might as well kill me if Mike gets A-bombed.
I’ve been dreaming about throwing the stealth missel in my Korean secratary all day
KFC, you should have added the Liveleak video I sent you of American soldiers in the Apaches doing real work not dreaming about it.
This is from Modern Warfare 3.
best part is they stole all that footage from call of duty: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6-xc7h6VaP0&feature=youtu.be&t=2m17s
I have to admit that is a catchy tune, I assume Kim Jong Il wrote it. Man that guy is a triple threat, movies, world leader and song writer. “We are” all just living in his “world”.
Apparently North Korea and China don’t realize that the only reason they still exist is that MacArthur didn’t get his way when he wanted to use nukes during the Korean War.
Side note: Kim Jong-il supposedly averaged 4 holes-in-one per round of golf.
Reading Rainbow had better visual effects