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MSNNorth Korea dreams of nuking New York City to the tune of “We Are the World.” That’s the gist of the latest propaganda video from the Hermit Kingdom, which uses cutting-edge 1980s video editing to portray the dreams of one citizen comrade, fantasizing about the Big Apple leveled by a Communist missile attack. The choice of music is odd by anyone’s standards, but if one were being nuked, there are probably worse songs to accompany it than a Michael Jackson ballad raising money for Africa. 

This is why North Korea is terrifying. They are so fucking wacky I don’t think you can predict anything they’re ever gonna do. That new moon face Kim Jong-Un is basically like a little kid with nuclear bombs. One day he might just get bored and throw a temper tantrum and bomb us. He’s like the college basketball freshman sensation who’s pure athleticism. If he learns some post up moves and how to actually play the game, watch out – he could absolutely dominate. But for right now he’s a kid with just raw talent. Thats fucking North Korea. If they ever stop being goofy Asians and focus on taking over the world we could be absolutely fucked.

The good news is they’re still busy making videos like this where they dream of the space program and World Cup soccer and nuclear war. The day we stop seeing wacky North Korea youtubes is the day I go to live in an underground bomb shelter.