Now Blogging For Barstool NYC: A Depressed Patriots Fan
KFC is off today. He’s celebrating MLK day or whatever. I’m covering today and ya know what? I’m fucking depressed. Because I’m a Patriots fan from Boston and I want to murder/suicide anyone who fucking talks to me right now. I don’t care that this is Barstool NY. This is Barstool JMacIsAboutToKillHimself today. Not gonna put on a smile and fake some act like I don’t hate life. Make no mistake about it… I hate life right now.
But lets find some common ground, you and me. Lets help each other get through today. If you’re working on MLK day then you’re probably kinda miserable. And if you’re me and have to entertain a bunch of shit-talking New Yorkers who run their mouths without a team in the playoffs, then you’re miserable too. So here’s something we can both agree on: Ray Lewis is the most disgusting person in the history of the universe.
We all saw him cry for the cameras during the national anthem last night. We’ve all listened to him talk about god forever. We all know he got away with murder. He induces vomit in any self-respecting person. He’s despicable. He’s gross. He’s a fucking horrific excuse for a human being. And the fact that we all have to listen to him spew his vile for another two weeks is sickening. We can all agree on that.
And the network that we all worship, the one that brings us the majority of our entertainment, sucks Ray Lewis’ dick like it’s going out of style. ESPN sucks the dick of a lying murderer. FUCK Ray Lewis. FUCK ESPN. Oh, and FUCK those two whiny, hardo, tantrum-throwing Harbaughs who I hope both get the flu and die so I don’t have to listen to the nauseating “brothers” Superbowl storyline. And while I’m at it, one more. FUCK YOU GOD. You are one piece of shit asshole lord if you let a killing, stabbing, lying-under-oath scumball like Ray Lewis beat the classiest team in the league and get his balls washed by a TV station that I need to live.
Anyway, happy Monday guys! Lets joke and laugh and stuff right!? HAHA.
If the blogs stop coming at any point today it’s because I went and found what’s under the sink. You can send your condolences to my Twitter: @TheJustinMac
I come here for NY related sports humor. Not pathetic Boston whining. Fuck off Jmac
Somebody needs to explain to me how KFC’s day is any different when he’s “off” to when he’s “working.”
tough day for sure. i’m finding some solace in all the grave-dancing by Patriots-haters though. until the day comes when people stop bringing up the overblown, ESPN-generated Spygate scandal (that, strangely, other NFL coaches have never really whined much about since they all did the same thing), and other teams stop dumping Gatorade on the coach after beating us in a regular season game, we’re still the class of the NFL.
hardooo
who hired this guy?
He spews bile, not vile.
Step away from the ledge and go back inside. Nothing to see here.
Dude no one on this site gives a fuck about your fucking team.
‘classiest team in the league’ as your head coach declines the CBS post game interview like a little bitch.
JMac blogging on NY today is worst case scenario
I stopped watching ESPN years ago. What are you talking about?
Why is this guy a writer?
I blocked all ESPN channels on my tv years ago.
nobody’s talking you off the ledge jmac. jump mother fucker! jump!!!!
Horrible. Should have jumped before you wrote this.
Bellichick is kind of a little bitch for not doing the interview. Like are you a toddler? Man up
JMac is bumping Third Eye Blind’s Jumper as he drinks
I’d be depressed too if I had that much arm hair.
Agreed you gotta be manti teo gullible to believe ray lewis never murdered someone.
Welcome to the offseason.
I can’t stand u whiny pats fan bitches but I literally can’t stand this ray Lewis god is great horseshit even more. The tears and bible recitals are fuckin embarrassing and I know that by the time the Super Bowl gets here I’m gonna know the whole first testament thanks to espn and Father Ray. Fuck
god damnit. typical fuckin monday
So Belichick gets shit for possibly declining a post game interview, why doesn’t Peyton? You guys were probably all sucking Peyton’s dick saying he was just in the moment and pissed but when a patriot does it you guys freak out.
Somebody kill this kid
How is this supposed to be a legitimate sports blog? Like we really want to watch ESPN suck Tom Bradys dick for 2 weeks again. Leave it to a pats fan to be an arrogant prick as a writer and a fan.
Take that Pats whining back to BSS Boston you faggot
U new york pussies can suck a dick your teams are such trash they didnt even make the playoffs and howd the rangers season opener go? U guys just suck at life u faggots ots all good jmac were easily still better than these ny clowns.
U new york pussies can suck a dick your teams are such trash they didnt even make the playoffs and howd the rangers season opener go? U guys just suck at life u faggots ots all good jmac were easily still better than these ny clowns.
Ray Lewis would make you hold his pocket. It’s easy to make the playoffs with 6 games against MIA, BUF and the NYJ every year.
RAY LEWIS KILLED TWO PEOPLE… RATTED OUT 2 0F HIS FRIENDS..SENT THEM TO JAIL FOR THE REST OF THEIR LIVES SO HE DIDNT HAVE TO SERVE TIME.. AND HAS 6 KIDS WITH 4 DIFFERENT WOMEN AND ESPN SUCKS THE GUYS DICK..ALL BARRY BONDS DID WAS REFUSE A FEW INTERVIEWS AND RUN A NEEDLE TO KEEP IN FRONT OF THE COMPETITION AND THE MEDIA KILLED HIM …FUCK ESPN..
jew
Classiest teams ranked:
#1-30 Everyone except the Jets and Patriots
#31 Patriots
#32 Jets