Obama Says He’d Be Nervous If He Was A Jets Fan

NYDN – Everyone has an opinion on the Mark Sanchez-Tim Tebow quarterback “controversy.” Now President Obama does too. The leader of the free world weighed in on the Jets signal callers on 97.1 The Fan in Columbus on Thursday. ”I gotta tell you, I don’t like the idea of a quarterback controversy at the start of a season,” Obama said. “So if I was a Jets fan, I’d be pretty nervous. Sanchez is not Tom Brady yet, but he led them to the playoffs two years in a row. I think Tim Tebow seems to be a wonderful young man, and he’s got just a great winning attitude. He really steps up when things count.” ”But there’s going to be a lot of tension in that situation,” Obama added. “So it’ll be pretty interesting to see how it plays itself out.”
Oh really, POTUS? You think there’s gonna be tension? You’d be nervous? Hey Obama – fuck you! Did you see the Jets practice yesterday?? It would be pretty impossible to miss it because its being live streamed on like every major network. But in case you were too busy let me fuck you up with some truth:


Thats right, bro. Tebow scored a touchdown in practice. A real life, full blown training camp touchdown. So I ask you this, Mr. President – where’s your quarterback controversy now? Are you still nervous? Because Tim Tebow has clearly arrived. Sounds like you know as much about the NFL as you do about the economy, pal. Stick to women’s college basketball bracketology every March and leave the NFL coverage to the Daily News and the Post. Clearly they know what they’re doing.

I missed the Boston Herald/Globe’s article on Brady scoring a TD in practice. Interesting…
He needs to stick to running this country down the tubes and giving away my money to his lazy do nothing voters.
bad bad blog
Looking forward to seeing whomever is quarterback throwing to number 2 receiver Antonio cromotie, should be special.
FUCK THE JETS
This guy should know nothing about current NFL events. Obama should be dick deep in fixing this fucking country! The guy tries too hard to be cool.
“Sanchez is not Tom Brady yet” Sanchez will never be anything near Brady.
On a side note I am supremely unexcited for the forthcoming ESPN Hall of Fans. That stupid Jets guy will probably be the first nominee. Brutal.
Tebow is ruining the NFL for me.
sancheese looks like hes gettin anal ..take it all the way sancheese!!!!! Pull Pull!!!!!
This guy being President is the worst thing to happen in this country. Everyone is getting a fucking handout and the country gets deeper in debt and what’s his solution tell me the Jets might be in trouble. Go to hell dickhead.
Id be nervous if I were a 12 piece bucket in the Obama house
“This guy being President is the worst thing to happen in this country. Everyone is getting a fucking handout and the country gets deeper in debt and what’s his solution tell me the Jets might be in trouble. Go to hell dickhead.”
great analysis on the presidency. you definitely went to college, only a scholar can have such an astute point
I’d be nervous if this guy gets 4 more years
I read that Tebow scored a TD in practice on a 6 on 0 drill and that made the headlines.. no defense on the field. Seriously wtf is with all the hoop-la
KFC, I think you’re the only person in the world that gives a flyinf fuck about the Jets
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“This guy being President is the worst thing to happen in this country. Everyone is getting a fucking handout and the country gets deeper in debt and what’s his solution tell me the Jets might be in trouble. Go to hell dickhead.” great analysis on the presidency. you definitely went to college, only a scholar can have such an astute point.
Wow check out this hardo. I love how you are calling out people for not having a college degree (which means dick these days anyway).Did you ever think while you were in your college dorm with your hand/miniscule purple yogurt gun slinger all night studying the dictionary so you can throw around REALLY big words like astute that milkncereal was drinking himself into a coma and impaling abnormally large slampigs but yet still getting that same coveted degree that you have? You’re like that preppy asshole on a high horse with Clay Mathews hair from Good Will Hunting that attempts to pick up chicks by reading the back cover of a fucking book…then a janitor comes in and not only mindfucks you but ends up taking your girl to a better Pleasure Land than Ron Burgundy and Veronica Fucking Corningstone venture to.
Hey bigman, astute has six letters, that’s a big word? Also, life isn’t a movie you fucking cunt hair. Political debates on the stool, bunch of fucking genius’s in this bitch.
PHUCK…it’s called sarcasm you polish fuck*.
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