Huffington Post – Two people who helped rescue a once 77-pound dachshund are now fighting over his custody in court, after the husky hound became internationally famous. Obie the obese dachshund – believed by many to be the world’s fattest, according to KPTV — was rescued in September by Oregon Dachshund Rescue Inc., and then put under foster care of Nora Vanatta, who found him on Facebook. Geordie Duckler, an attorney for the non-profit rescue organization, filed a complaint in Washington State this week, alleging that Vanatta has a legal responsibility to give Obie back. But Vanatta doesn’t want to give Obie back. She claims she has put Obie on a diet, in which he’s lost 10 pounds so far Duckler alleges that Vanatta hasn’t provided Obie with good veterinary care, and that the Puyallup woman has been “exploiting him for the sensationalistic promotional value of his unusual obesity,” according to court documents. On the “Biggest Loser: Doxie Edition” Facebook page – the one Vanatta set up for supporting Obie through his weight loss — she says the lawyer’s claims are simply untrue. ”I made it clear that this was a positive thing and that it wasn’t about bashing the previous owners or exploiting a fat dog,” she wrote on Wednesday. “Obie has a story and a mission to share and help other people.”

Congratulations, Obie. You are the fattest boy in camp. Bro you look like a fucking walrus! Give Obie a couple of tusks to go along with that blubber and we could send him up to the Arctic. I’ll be honest this dog is so fucking fat its probably considered animal abuse but I don’t think I even care. Obie looks like he just loves being fat. Just wants to eat everything in sight and be the fattest motherfucker on the block. Go big or go home and considering Obie is so big he’s the size of a house he’s going big and home at the same time. No chance we can roll back on to his feet on his own in that last picture. Looks like a goddam turtle flipped over on his shell. Obie, so hot right now. Obie.

PS – You think Obie could get laid? Lets assume nobody chopped his balls off and he was single and on the prowl for some doggy pussy. Do you think girl dogs would fuck a fatso like this? I’m like half joking but I’m also half serious wondering if even primal instincts has its limits. Theres a strong chance that even a female dog in heat would be like “No way pal you are way to fucking fat.”