Listen I’m a big fan of airbrushing and photoshop. I’m never gonna see these models in real life, what do I care? I’m a huge proponent of “ignorance is bliss” when it comes to how hot these chicks are. But the key to that is that you actually need to be ignorant as to how these chicks looked before their photoshoot. When you’ve already seen Octomom look like this:

it doesn’t really fucking work when you photoshop her porno shoot to look hot. I mean thats just not right. Thats the most misleading picture I’ve ever seen. Might as well be one of those wooden stand-ups at the carnival with a hole where the face is and you stick your head in there to take picture. Like as far as I’m concerned thats what Octomom did here. Put her head through a cardboard cut out of a hot lookin porn star. I would love to have seen that photoshop job go down. Some computer graphics artist probably took one look at the original photos and laughed in Wicked Pictures face like “For God sakes I’m a photoshopper, not a miracle worker!” Photo shopping Octomom to any level of pornographic hotness is like a surgeon performing impossible surgery. Like separating conjoined twins or something. 50% talent, 50% a miracle from God.

I can’t wait to watch this bitch masturbate.