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Yo I don’t care who you are, if you’re telling me you wouldn’t jerk off to that, you’re fucking lying. I’m not saying I’m proud of it. I’m not saying she’s the hottest porn star I’ve ever seen. I’m just saying if you didn’t know who she was you would not think twice about beating your dick while watching this chick go to town on herself. I mean for porn I give it the binary test. Its either a 1 or a 0. 1 if you’ll leave it on and kee jerking, 0 if something pops up that you didn’t expect and you turn it off right away. Like sometimes you click on a video based on the still shot thumbnail but then when the video starts there’s a bunch of ebony chicks. Or its in a foreign language. Or what you thought was a strap on turns out to really be a tranny. There’s a million things that may surprise you and you X out of it and start your search over again.

And all I’m saying is, on the surface, excluding this chick’s past history, this video is a 1.

PS – Even if you disagree with that, you can’t tell me she doesn’t have a nice rack.

PPS – Fuck. Do I have a crush on Octomom??