DM – The Oklahoma City suburb of Valley Brook has a notorious reputation as a rough and seedy town best know for its large number of strip clubs. That reputation took another dive last year when Melvin Fisher, 49, who had been police chief in the town for more than 20 years, was found guilty of drug trafficking. Since his initial arrest, the incident has taken an alarming toll on Fisher’s appearance. These photos taken by the Corrections Department a little more than a year apart clearly show Fisher has undergone a major physical deterioration.

Eww gross dude. Clean it up. You’re getting your picture taken for fuck’s sake. Sure it looks like you just opened the Arc of the Convenant and your face is melting like at the end of Indiana Jones, but how about a smile? No seriously what’s this guy’s diet? AIDS? Is he eating 3 squares of AIDS every day? Or did he turn anorexic because his boyfriend in jail called him fat? Both very viable possibilities.

Its gotta be rough going to jail and having everyone know that you were a cop. Can’t get much respect in the showers when you’ve personally locked up half the naked dudes soaping up next to you. I mean this guy may look like he’s not eating, but I’d wager he gets his fill of sausages. You know, because of the prison rape.


As a commenter pointed out, he wasn’t in jail the whole time:

Fisher pleaded guilty to the charges and was released on $31,000 bail from the Creek County jail. Last month he was handed a 10-year suspended sentence. He will have to report to a probation officer and register with the Oklahoma Bureau of Narcotics and Dangerous Drugs Control.

So all the jokes I just made are null and void. Whatever, fuck you, it’s Friday afternoon.