Old Man Coughlin Just Riling Up The Troops
ProFootballToday – In what could be a strong message to some of the 53 men currently on his 5-4 team, a league source tells us that coach Tom Coughlin brought in a whopping 14 free agents for visits on Tuesday. Fourteen. Of that amount, 13 came in for tryouts and one for a mere visit. Getting tryouts were kicker Shane Andrus, defensive tackle Lonnie Harvey, tight end Joe Klopfenstein, punter Tim Masthay, defensive back Marcus McCauley, defensive back Chad Nkang, quarterback Patrick Ramsey, defensive back Anthony Scirrotto, tackle Isaac Sowells, kicker Sam Swank, tackle Herb Taylor, punter A.J. Trapasso, and receiver Isaiah Williams. Running back Julius Crosslin paid the team a visit, without working out. None were signed. Yet. And there’s a good chance none will be signed. But the point possibly has been made — Coughlin won’t hesistate to make changes if the Giants don’t change the outcomes of their games.
Forgive me if I don’t believe the Giants are really shaking in their boots or cleats or whatever it is that underachieving football teams wear on their feet these days. Look, I’m all for Old Man Coughlin getting creative and taking things into his own hands, but I mean……come on Tom!!! Patrick Ramsey, Joe Klopfenshit and Herb Taylor couldn’t beat me, kmarko and KFC in a flag football tournament. At the very least we’d cover the spread. And who the fuck is “defensive back Chad Nkang”? Did you even spell that correctly?
Maybe you forgot since you are old and old people tend to forget shit, but this is THE NEW YORK FOOTBALL GIANTS, and you gotta bring the thunder a lot louder than this to make an impact. I’m talking Fassel’s guarantee. Strahan’s sack record. Kata Mara’s smoking hot bod. LT doing blow off of hookers’ taints right before a 4-sack game. The goddamn HELMET CATCH for fucks sake!! Maybe you have some more tricks up your sleeve that you’re saving for a rainy day, I don’t know. But I do know that it is fucking pouring right now, and something drastic needs to be done. So if you think bringing in the schmucks who can’t even make it in the UFL is going to clear these dark skies, well, then fuck I guess we really do suck.
I’ve played enough Madden in my day to know that maybe you should spend a little less time entertaining the Julius Crosslins of the world and a little more time worrying about why you can’t run the ball like the past 2 years. And why you can’t score in the red zone. And why your defensive line hasn’t hit a quarterback in 4 games. And why your linebackers are playing like garbage. And why your secondary gets burned more than a ginger kid in Mexico. But maybe that’s just me? Good luck with Isiah Sowells though. Dude’s a beast.
Scott | Random Thoughts | 11/12/09, 11:00 am |
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John Fox > Coughlin
bill belichick half asleep>Coughlin
Dec 13th
Panthers > Pats
Kmarko? wrong post big guy
oops
nice to be able to edit out your mistakes.
that zebra is sporting a bulbous pile of junk in his pants.. MEEP MEEP
Im so bored I dont even feel like reading this fucking essay above
ha. scott, i won’t lie. i didn’t read that shit either.
Scott can you make your next post a little longer?
I stopped at “Patrick Ramsey”.
Bears > Panthers
I didn’t read it because its about…. the Giants
New England Football Patriots > Da Bears
I used to like you, McTitty.
I still like titties, but now I’m on the fence with you.
write more ! write more !
Pats > Colts
You guys would’ve LOVED my unedited Brian Leetch blog…
doubtful 610
i wonder if anyone looked at this and said ” perfect!!!, a long fuckin essay about tom coughlin.”
610, please don’t do any more blogs.. everytime you get one posted, i get sick and die the next day
» windycitywoodrow said: { Nov 12, 2009 – 11:11:32 }
Bears > Panthers
FAIL!
Side note – that “Horse Tosses Little Bitch” video wasn’t what I was hoping…
610, when did you become part of the team? are you on the payroll?
Sorry Steak, but I’d gladly sacrifice your life for knowledge of my powers.
Detox,
Lets just say I get paid more than Scott
uh, hmm
Well, Detox, when your comments consistently rattle the base of what blogging was built upon and prove your visionary stature like myself, it’s only a matter of time before Pres flips the script and hires me to manage KFC and Kmarko. I simply comment like usual because Pres begged me…
OR
I’m the only one who cared enough to write about NY hockey.
» SixTen610 said: { Nov 12, 2009 – 11:11:16 }
Detox,
Lets just say I get paid more than Scott
SCOTT: How does that make you feel. Commentor turned Hockey Blogger gets paid more than you do…
sixten, i hope you still like me! giggles.
giggles?
steers & queers GWH….
Now, now, imposter…everyone knows I capitalize the start of every sentence.
Hey dicklickers, what have I missed?
610… I live in Boston and am a Pats and B’s season ticket holder. Can we still be friends? If yes check this box and write back.
Sounds like you guys need to wrestle.
Hey farts, youre the man!!!!!
HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Hacksaw you were the tits back in the golden era of WWF… but full disclosure here. I am and always will be a Rowdy Roddy Piper guy..
can we be friends? if yes, check this box and write back
McTitty,
you are a good man in my book.
Its guys like heated and Mr pickett that i would smash with my 2×4!
HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Pres cut me a check for 6 figures up front, plus full benefits. Plus I get all the awesome tshirts I could ever ask for.
As for this being too long, aren’t you guys just sitting at work hitting refresh every 5 minutes anyway? Figured I was doing you all a favor.
I don’t trust you, Scott
You’re assuming these guys have jobs? Come on, they’re sitting in their mothers basement wearing out those PS3 controllers…
On another note, why won’t you admit the Giants suck this year?
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