Daily Mail - A Jewish High School for girls has been accused of ordering pupils to delete their Facebook profiles or risk expulsion. Female pupils at Beis Rivkah High School in Brooklyn, New York, have reportedly been told to remove their accounts from the social networking site as bosses tried to address a supposed decline in pupils’ ‘code of modesty’. A school official said the crackdown was launched to restore a level of the Tznius Jewish Orthodox code of modesty said to be in decline through Facebook use. All girls in the 11th grade of the school with Facebook accounts were removed from class and given the ultimatum, according to the Crown Heights community website. An unnamed student at the school told the Algemeiner newspaper: ‘People on the board said it’s not proper for us to have Facebook because girls might be talking to boys on Facebook or they might be putting up immodest pictures. Earlier this month WDAY-TV and CNN reported that a 12-year-old was allegedly forced to hand over her Facebook password when school officials claimed she was having ‘online conversations about sex with another student.

You know the old rumor that Jewish girls are slutty and like anal? Well if you don’t, now you do. Thats the rumor. And its shit like this why they do. Rebekah With A “K” and an “H” just wants to do a little facebookin. She wants to poke some dudes. Stalk some pics. Post links to that What Should We Call Me blog on their girlfriend’s wall. Just normal girl stuff. Harmless. But the Rabbis forbid it. They lock them in a room with a dreidel and the Torah. And so what happens the day they finally break free and get out of school and out on their own? They rebel. They wanna get fucked. They wanna have sex in very uncomfortable places. Like the back of a Volkswagon.

Take your pick, rabbis. Either let these girls peruse facebook in high school, or shelter them to the point that they rebel and help perpetuate the urban legend that Jewish girls enjoy anal sex. Your choice.