This guy? Negative towards women? No…
NYDN – That’s the sentiment Osi Umenyiora conveyed yesterday via the magical world of Twitter after he got the ball rolling last week by posting what could be perceived as anti-female tweets. “I apologize to any woman offended,’’ Umenyiora wrote. “It won’t happen again.” The background: Umenyiora last Sunday continued his verbal warfare with Eagles running back LeSean McCoy by writing “Happy Mothers Day Lesean Mccoy! Enjoy your special day!!” This was the continuation of a theme Umenyiora picked up last summer, annoyed when McCoy on Twitter (where else?) chimed in about Umenyiora’s contract dispute, calling him overrated, soft and only the third best defensive end on the Giants. Umenyiora responded by calling McCoy “she’’ and “a woman’’ and the ever-popular “Lady Gaga.’’ The jabs caught the attention of ESPN’s Sarah Spain, who posted an article on ESPN.com ripping Umenyiora for casting women in such a negative light. That prompted Umenyiora to tweet that the article “absolutely correct’’ and adding via Twitter “I wasnt thinking about it from that perspective. I apologize to any woman offended. It won’t happen again.” There was no apology to McCoy.
Goddamit how annoying can you broads be? I just want one day to go by where I don’t hear a story about chicks absolutely sucking. Half the female population is gold digging sluts making their way to the top by sucking dick, while the other half is whiny feminists complaining about the stupidest fucking things in the world. Like take this Osi story – there have been rampant rumors for years that Osi Umenyiora takes shits on women. Not metaphorically via twitter. Literally poops on them. Cleveland Steamer status. But now he makes a joke on Twitter using probably the first joke in the history of mankind, “you’re a girl,” and he’s insensitive towards women.
Hey girls – you’re not tough and you stink at sports therefore you’ll always be a joke that men use to make fun of each other. From Ham Porter to Osi Umenyiore and Lesean McCoy, we’ll always use you as a barometer for being lame. Deal with it.