Our Henrik Lundqvist Shirt Design Contest Is Going Swimmingly
“Hi I’m King Henrik and I literally get geeked up 6 times a week in the Meatpacking District. #1 disguised hardo in NYC. fuck yeahh!!!!!”
I’ll tell you what. You Stoolies are a bunch of fucking Monet’s and Van Gogh’s. Just straight masterpieces coming out of the readers today. I know the 3 fingered stick figure with a black fro and giant cock is gonna steal the show. But don’t sleep on the Rockerfeller Center shirt with the Swedish flags and his face cropped onto the statue. That thing is SHARP. Or the last one. That looks like this one time in elementary school we designed dinner plates in art class. We drew a design and got it glazed onto a ceramic plate. So congrats to that guy. If this was an elementary school ceramic dinner plates design contest, you would have knocked it out of the park.
How about the genius 610:
I don’t ordinarily mess with rubbers, but when I do:
…we win
Yea sure thing 610, we’ll just take photographs from the New York Post and put them on a t shirt. Thats what all of our best sellers look like. Christ Almighty. Buncha artistic savants reading this site huh?
UPDATE: Stop the fight! Stop The fight! Ben Bernstein takes the cake!
610 ftw by far. Why was mine not posted because it’s in consideration.
I like the “In Henrik We Trust” shirt because you can tell whoever submitted that was dead serious and probably really needs the $200.
If could put the fucking graphic on mine somehow it would be $200 in the fucking pocket, can someone show me how to use a fucking computer.
first one minus the text
Budwesier label with Henrik in the middle in whatever font the “Budweiser” is in with the phrase “King of Goalies” around it.
BOOM GIVE ME MY MONEY.
I haven’t laughed that hard since i heard the arnolds pizza shop prank. man oh man good shit
Also this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ulC0Lerkkbc
http://www.customink.com/designs/helmet/mdj0-000p-9x0m/share/?pc=EMAIL-40778&cm_mmc=share-_-emailb-_-button-_-end
Hahaha fuck you Clancy – you said ideas not motherfucking artwork. Take my idea with the first guy’s artistic talent and you got a winner.
That one for the win, thats a real rangers fans shirt.
please post more, these are gold.
the stoolies are such retards i love it
The 610 post had me fucking dying still laughing
All the artistic savants are in tents somewhere in NYC conspiring with KOBarstool. You are for the common man and the common man can barely handle MS Paint in between food, booze, and jerking off sessions.
FRONT:
Jesus.
Ghandi.
Lundqvist (with a picture of him made to look holy and shit.)
Back:
Making Saves, Converting Pres to Gay
30.
BOOM.
First one is fantastic. He gets geeked up? Like on yay? I don’t get it but its great.
Just put HL30 on the front and 2013 backup goalie for the Providence bruins on the back.
I’ll take my $200 in a c note, a 50 and 50 ones thank you very much.
Sorry but 610 takes it man. Think about it: how many dudes are going to walk around with a shirt that says “dripping sex” about a guy? (Lord Lambert aside, of course)
Does anyone buy these stupid barstool shirts I know I wouldn’t be caught dead in anything besides lacoste , polo or jcrew
I can’t even believe these are actual submissions. I don’t know if I’ve ever laughed this hard in my life.
@tico24 go suck a dick, remember to cup the balls
Tremendous work by all involved. Sure, the shirts are all crap, but the blog is straight gold.
enjoy your shirt when he chokes in the playoffs. again. maybe make one that says “luongo 2.0″
Holy shit im laughing so hard im crying….someone get clancy a raise funniest blog ive ever read
henrik: putting his swedish meatballs in your mouth since 2005.
check please
Are those pubes on the first one? Does king Henrik not wax the balls?
@cantgetthestinkout I like the “In Henrik We Trust” shirt because you can tell whoever submitted that was dead serious and probably really needs the $200.
Thought the same thing. So fucking funny.
What kind of bizarro world is this where people actually like what KFC is writing? Fuck that noise, F blog.
Just laughed out loud in the office at Bernstein’s. Funny shit.
Just laughed out loud in the office at Bernstein’s. Funny shit.
i will pay for the 30 rock t shirt / poster make it happen
and the plate line was pure fucking gold
here’s my submission:
https://fbcdn-sphotos-a.akamaihd.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/319750_10150718095493818_570898817_9206428_1937529167_n.jpg
Marty’s better
peytonsucksballs, if you were a fucking faggot youd realize kfc is the best writer on this site
You need to post this blog everyday….i had to come back and read this again and i just threw up in my mouth from laughing
we are currently finishing our shirt. shall be entered soon, and it WILL win. count it.