Over a thousand votes are in, and Jess Green is your winner. Any other week my girl Emily Ratajkowski is taking home the crown. But it was a matchup of heavyweight contenders and Jess Green knocked her the fuck out. And listen, for everyone complaining about Rough N Rowdy Ring Girl – if someone reaches out to us and asks us to stop putting her up on the site, that what we do. She retired. Gave up the belt. Nothin I can do about it. Besides, Jess Green is infinitely hotter and deserves the title. Congrats to Big Cat and Barstool Chicago.

I feel like my kid was just up to bat with the bases loaded and 2 outs and flied out to the warning track. So close. Fuck.