Own The Throne from “Game Of Thrones” For $30,000
Yahoo – Want to own the Iron Throne from “Game of Thrones”? You can travel to the fictional land of Westeros, sack Kings Landing, and kill its current occupant, Joffrey Baratheon. Or you can click over to the HBO store and pay $30,000 for a very nice replica. The latter way is probably easier, if a little less brave. Also: Winning the throne in battle will make you the envy of all your friends, and putting it on your AmEx will make you look like a dork with rich parents. Kind of like Joffrey. HBO says no one has stepped up to claim a throne yet, but the replicas just went on sale Tuesday. And, yes, the network says this is real. Each throne is made to order, but does not include a cushion. So what does $30,000 get you, exactly? Here are some specs: Height: 7’2 Depth: 5’11 Width: 5’5 Weight: 350 pounds Made of: Hand-finished, hand-painted fiberglass. Fire-proof resin. Granted, that’s not as impressive as the original throne, which, according to legend, is made of a thousand swords that were hammered into a chair over 59 days. But the fire-proof resin will be helpful if anyone from Winterfell tries to burn down your apartment complex to seize your awesome new seat. You might also want to pay off some sadistic guards to protect your investment, and help you get it into the U-Haul next time you move.
In this life, there are wants and there are needs. And plain and simple I need to blog from this thirty thousand dollar throne. Just sitting atop the Iron Throne drinking donut flavored vodka blogging about blindos and Asians like the King of Bloggers that I truly am. Meanwhile kmarko and Feitelberg and all the rest of these Barstool losers are blogging from The Wall. Hey fags good luck trying to whip up a Guess That Ass with White Walkers descending upon your fucking faces! I’ll be chillin on my throne of a thousand swords.
I’m not even a big Game of Thrones fan. I started watching the first season and never really got hooked. I just Googled all those terms so I sounded like I knew what I was talking about. Should I give it a second shot? Like is it one of those shows you gotta give a little bit of time to get into, or are you supposed to be hooked from the jump? Because if thats the case, it might just not be for me. Its weird because I usually like all those kinds of stories about mythical medieval times and kings and queens and fantasy worlds. But for some reason I just never made it all the way through season 1. So I guess what I’m saying is, sell me on this. Tell me why I should give this a second shot and get back into it. I don’t wanna be the only dickhead who isn’t watching Thrones but I’m also not gonna watch it just so I can be in the loop.
i’m like you and like that kind of shit but couldn’t get into the show, when I tried to watch again after the 3rd episode i was hooked, now i’m a quasi disciple of the show
its on demand KFC just watch it, its the best show going. Also what episode did you stop at? because once you get to episode 9 you wont stop, i promise you that.
Just watch all 20 in a row this weekend you could bang
It out in like 15 hours. It is worth it
If you’re into tons of nudity, political backstabbing, decapitations and mutilations I’d recommend watching.
Blood. Midgets. Prostitutes. Tits. Those are the reasons to watch.
I need Danerys targarion as a wake up and I needed it yesterday
That frumpy blonde bitch does nothing for me. I’d rather bang out Margery Tyrell or the midget’s little whore of a gf.
first two episodes are a bit slow but after the 3rd in season one you’ll be hooked. and episode 9, sweet jesus. danerys as a wake up needs to happen. and cersei, am i alone with the thoughts on cersei?
Robb’s new wife is a dime piece.
i need an MFK between margery tyrell, midget’s whore, and wildling red head
definitely watch it, its so damn good
when I started watching, I wanted to make replicas of the dragon eggs, if you made legit looking dragon eggs in the little suitcase they came in, nerds would pony up hundreds of dollars to have that shit in their parent’s basement
http://gawker.com/5902076/snl-explains-the-nudity-in-game-of-thrones
is this show that good? i hear people talk about it all the time. problem is, i just can’t watch serious stuff. pretty sure The Wire is the only non-comedy show i’ve ever gotten into. i can’t get into all these Sopranos/Breaking Bad/Mad Men/Sons of Anarchy type shows with serious plotlines. i’m like an ADD posterchild…if i’m not laughing, i zone out, and then i’m getting yelled at by my girlfriend when i ask “wait…who is this guy and why doesn’t he like that guy?”-type questions half a season in because i got distracted by a piece of lint on the rug when the characters were introduced.
Dro, if you’re not watching Breaking Bad, you’re doing a serious disservice to yourself. Season 5 starts in less than a month.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=25KABvPbq-U
my girlfriend watches it all the time. i’ve caught a few episodes, it’s boring as fuck. Crystal meth might be number one on my list of shit i don’t give a fuck about. the most excited i got was when i realized it was the guy who played Tim Watley the dentist on Seinfeld. and something about that young kid he hangs out with bothers the shit out of me. sometimes it’s just the characters. 7 or 8 years ago i’d get shouted down all the time for not watching the Sopranos. i finally gave it a shot, watched the first season, and it might as well have just been called Parade of Guineas. don’t know what it is about me, but anything outside of sports and comedy puts my to sleep.
*puts ME to sleep
$30,000 or kill Joffrey Baratheon? Yeah, that little bastard dies
Watch game of thrones.
joffrey is already dead, is poisoned to death at his own wedding. this takes place in a storm of swords, written in 2000. dont worry though lannister lovers robb stark is killed way before this
oh the cool spoiler guy, well done.
I suppose if I wasted years of my life reading like 5 books that are 1000 pages long each about kings, dwarfs, and whores and then the rest of the world got the story in amazing 1080p hour long TV episodes with great acting and special effects, I’d be a grumpy asshole too. Good thing I already forgot what you wrote there or I’d be a little disappointed, luckily the show will take 3 years to catch up to your months and months of reading so I will definitely forget it by then.
Give me a name and I will do what needs to be done to any spoiler. @Slutnuts4, Your name is owed to the Red God for spoiling the Red Wedding.
stan based on the fact you will forget what you read when my post was 4 lines long, i could see how it would take you years to read the series.
Hey slutnuts you asshat, if we lived in Westeros I’d call for a block and chop your head off for being a fucktard. KFC, this show is one of the best on TV, right up there with Breaking Bad, and Homeland for me.
It’s alright but it’s not nearly as good as breaking bad
show is butchering the greatest fantasy series since LOTR. read the books KFC, you won’t regret it.
If there is one show that brings the noise every week, it’s Game of Thrones. Aside from Breaking Bad and maybe Dexter, it’s the best show on television
not cool Slutnuts. really not cool. i think the thing i hate most in the world are people who give away the red wedding. fucking infuriating.
Give me Rob Snow’s Wilding Bitch! Redheads are all Chickenheads.
so wait….this show is about dragons and wizards and shit? like i said, i haven’t watched it, so i say this with some reservation, but i just can’t imagine that being cool. i don’t care how many decapitations and tits there are, that’s on par with watching Lord of the Rings and Harry Potter and shit. just can’t get into that fantasy world shit. what made the Wire so watchable for me was the authenticity of it all…so gritty, so real. i guess i can’t officially knock it, having not watched it. but mythical medieval times and dragons and whatnot are usually a recipe for gay every time.
Dro…no wizards really…at least not like in Lord of the Rings…there are bitches who shoot smoke assassins out of their pussies though
i’ll admit…that sounds a little intriguing, hahaha
and there are dragons, but the only dragons that exist in the time of the show are babies, there’s minimal dragons and magic and wizards, like theres been a handful of magical or dragon related scenes in 2 full seasons. Its kind of like a medieval LOST really, except the effects are film quality
By far the best show going right now
@ihatemanzo– It’s the second best fantasy series since LOTR. Check out Robert Jordan’s Wheel of Time series. It’s 13 books long (the 14th and final book comes out in January) but it’s well worth it.
WATCH OUT FOR SPOILERS YOU FUCKS
fags? are u serious? u already have feminists on your ass, do you rly want gays also? use your head u ignorant homophobic fuck. i used to respect u. not cool