Huff Po - Ever think about dinosaur sex? Paleontologists do. And they’ve come up with some surprisingly specific ideas about how the prehistoric beasts were able to mate despite their enormous size and weight–and despite the horns and other bony appendages that might have proven bothersome when the creatures got hot and bothered. The males and females of modern-day birds and reptiles have a single body opening for urination, defecation, and reproduction–something called a cloaca (Latin for sewer). Paleontologists believe that dinosaurs had the same basic equipment, and that they coupled by pressing their cloacas together. No penis is needed to perform a “cloacal kiss.” But some birds have penises and crocodiles sport penis-like “intromittent organs,” and male dinosaurs might have had something similar. As you might imagine, a dinosaur penis might have been pretty big–perhaps up to 12 feet in length for T. Rexes. But how did Mr. Dino ever get his cloaca near Ms. Dino’s? By mounting her from behind. At least that’s the view of many paleontologists, including one Beverly Halstead, an Englishman who became known for his candid talk about dinosaur mating before his death in 1991. For an article that appeared in the now-defunct science magazine “Omni” magazine in 1988, Dr. Halstead said: All dinosaurs used the same basic position to mate. Mounting from the rear, he put his forelimbs on her shoulders, lifting one hind limb across her back and twisting his tail under hers to align the cloaca.

Hold the phone – did dinosaurs have dicks or not? Thats a serious piece of information that needs to be confirmed. I guess there ain’t no dick bones so finding a cock fossil isn’t really in the cards. But I need to know if T Rex was laying 12 foot pipe or if dinosaurs just did this “cloacas kiss” bullshit. What the fuck is that about, dinosaurs? Sounds like dry humping too me. If Dr. Allen Grant and Ian Malcolm are gonna try and tell me that Tyrannosaurus Rex was a bitch that dry humped his way through life I’m gonna be devastated. Just completely ruins his whole image. As far as I’m concerned, Tyrannosaurus was slangin 12 foot dino dick, OK? And contrary to this study I bet you he wasn’t limited to just doggystyle. I bet he pounded broads in the pile driver position too. And if he didn’t have such stumpy arms he probably would fishhook them from behind the whole time. He wasn’t just rubbing his junk up against some lady dino’s “sewer.” Maybe thats how that faggot Stegosaurus mated, but not T Rex.

PS – If you don’t think my new slang term for a chick with a gross pussy is a “sewer,” you are outside of your mind.