Paralyzed Quadriplegic Guy From Jersey Riding Dirty
NY TImes – A New Jersey judge says a quadriplegic blocked from buying a gun to go hunting has the right to bear arms even though he will have to use a wheelchair mount to use the firearm. A judge ruled Tuesday that the 46-year-old is eligible for a firearms ID, which is required to buy a gun. The judge addressed the safety issues by requiring Cap to have qualified people assist him with weapons. Cap was an avid hunter as a teenager. He was paralyzed 30 years ago after breaking his neck in a high school football game. He plans to mount the gun on his wheelchair and operate it with a breathing tube.
Look I’m all for this guy being able to do whatever the fuck he wants to try and have a normal life. Obviously. But even he has got to admit this is a little dangerous right? I’m not out of line in saying that? The guy wants to hunt and I get that. It’s got to be depressing as shit to now be able to do what you love. But sending him out in the wilderness strapped operating rifles and shit with a breathing tube? How would you like to be one of the judge’s assigned “qualified people” in that hunting party? Like what if he yawns or something? I’m sure he doesn’t want it on his conscience after he sneezes and blows his buddy away with a shotgun blast to the face. I don’t care how hard you have it involuntary manslaughter charges just ain’t worth it.
Wow poking fun at quadriplegics and screwing 9 year olds ……these are the golden days.
riding dirty is driving around with a baggie in the glove box.
this guy won’t be sneaking up on shit in a rascal. and the recoil will knock his ass out of the chair. i’ll watch.
Hahahaha, he doesn’t want to go hunting dummy. He wants to kill himself.
Think about it… What would you do if you were him?
larry t, i missed that. nice.
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs floating in the ocean?
Bob
What do you call what I do on a nice fat cock? Bob
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs on his back in front of your door?
Matt
Darn it, I just bought a bag of Pirate’s Booty….. that wasn’t at all what I was expecting in there.
brady,
the other answers are phil, art, stan, and matt.
GWH, I’ve known a few quadripalegics and that’s what they wanted most.
GWH what about the guy in the leaves, Russel?
Who’s to say the breathing tube wouldn’t be hooked up to his ass??
What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall?
Art
A guy’s walking along the beach and sees a woman with no arms or legs.
He walks up to her…on his own, obviously she couldn’t wave him over…and she says, “I’ve never been kissed. Can you kiss me?”
He says to himself, “What the hell?” and kisses her.
She says, “I’ve never been fingered, Could you please finger me?”
He sneaks his finger around the lip of her bathing suit and sticks it in her very greasy un-used hole.
She says, “I’ve never been fucked.”
He picks her up, throws her in the water, and says, “You’re fucked now.”
» Windycitywoodrow said: { Nov 11, 2009 – 02:11:25 }
Who’s to say the breathing tube wouldn’t be hooked up to his ass??
Farts could shoot a bazooka like that.
GWH…I’m glad you just did that so I don’t have to type it out….I was just about to.
my imposter isnt that funny
He’s got to be a better shot than Dick Cheney.
Farts – that’s why it’s the perfect imposter…
BAM
woodrow with the fresh political zing!
kfc/kmarko – how is that friend of yours doing?
» SixTen610 said: { Nov 11, 2009 – 02:11:11 }
Farts – that’s why it’s the perfect imposter…
BAM
Bahahaha. Now that’s funny.
You guys are all a bunch of retards who get no pussy. I nail bitches every night sometimes in my bmw other times in y condo.
You betta believe it
“Retards are known to have super-human strength and huge cocks.”
“Well congratulations…you’re not retarded.”