Pats Fan Reacts To Hard Knocks
So far Scott and Fitzy here really just can’t handle the fact that Rex Ryan curses. Surprise, surprise, two of the biggest assholes I’ve ever seen are fixated on how many times another dude says the word fuck. I mean you guys are really grasping for straws here. Its getting comical how much people are obsessed with talking about the Jets.
“He curses too much.” Fuckin absurd.
Best Line of Hard Cocks with the New York Jets…”Yeah we’re having fruit. Yeah. Yeah. The kind of fruit that Rex Ryan was eating for lunch moos, eats grass, and is served medium-rare with a side of fries”
Cafe Ryan, The J E T S . . . what a J O K E
Prediction . . . 9 – 7
this shithead needs his head caved in. what a gross accent
You know this guy is a comedian, right?
I am pretty unbiased when it comes to football, but if you don’t like Rex Ryan then you are a joke. He is funny, comfortable with who he is and by all accounts a phenomenal coach. Seems like a great guy to play for.
Fitzy, we get it. You have a lame Patriots beer koozie. Reminds me of Chuck Woolery making sure everyone notices his watch on Love Connection.
FF I agree Rex seems like a chill guy…but phenomenal coach?? He’s a good coach…but if you’re gonna throw around hyperbole like phenomenal the guy you’re talking about better have won MULTIPLE Super Bowls…Shula is a phenomenal coach…Belichick is a phenomenal coach…Lombardi…etc…Rex Ryan is an above average defensive coach who’s team got a TON of help last season to even make the playoffs…I would say by NO accounts is he a phenomenal coach
and in the interest of full disclosure I am a dolphins fan…and you don’t see me calling Sparano a phenomenal coach even though he has won more division titles than old Rex
Well when I said phenomenal, I meant more personality wise, seems like he gets the most out of his players. I wasn’t really referring to Super Bowl titles, etc. However, down the road I see him winning a couple titles.
Sorry for the confusion.
fair enough
Fellow Fitzy and fellow Patriots fan but I like Rex he’s pretty hilarious.
This guys a clown, his names not Fitzy hes a really terrible “comedian” and he doesn’t really have that accent. Its his schtick. He hosted some crappy tv show on nesn last year using the annoying over the top accent
The JETS suck period. Get out of Giants stadium. All this hype and they’re gonna suck, I can’t wait till every dumbass old free agent with a 1 year deal realizes the trainwreck they’re on and starts giving up after week 4.
Keep up the good work Shrex. it’s super bowl or bust, no pressure whatsoever
Like that this guy doesn’t like the F-bombs. You’re an NFL coach, not a kindergarten teacher. Not to mention I’m sure Fitzy and his other friends, Sully and Murph, probably drop the same amount downing Sam Adams.
I’m a huge Pats fan and this Fitzy shithead sucks. Is he was going for comedy he failed. But KFC ease up on the It’s getting comical how people are obsessed with talking about the Jets dogshit. Jets fans have been talking shit about the Pats for a decade. now.
fuck this guy..he probably loves hard knocks when its not featuring a divisional opponent
Got to love how the Jets backdoor their way into the playoffs because the Colts lie down for them…Then the team signs over the hill players, has their best player sitting out, and trades for trouble maker after trouble maker…And what does that all equal? The most overhyped team in the NFL…A team that will not even make the playoffs after starting the season 0-2…
But hey, atleast the Jets will have Hard Knocks.
Fishy: Come up with some new material. You write the samething about every topic. “If you do not like it then you are a joke”. Real creative guy you are. Let me guess, you have yet to take a junior/senior High School comp class.
Dude is a comedian, whole thing is an act, Fitzy isn’t his real name and his website is pretty much direct competition to Barstool Boston. Way to hook up the competition with a bazillion hits, he definitely couldn’t afford the amount of advertising you just gave him for free.
Rex Ryan doesn’t even have a claim on being the best coach in New York, or in his own division. Coughlin has 4 divisional titles(two with an expansion team) and a Superbowl(and one more as an assistant). Belichick was a part of 5 different Superbowl teams, head coach of three. The Jets and Rex Ryan are easily the most talked about group of people that have accomplished nothing of incredible significance (one Superbowl ring for Ryan as a D-line coach and an Assistant of the Year award….9-7, losing in the AFC championship is not the stuff of legend, shit, McNabb got to 5 NFC championships and actually won one, whoopdi fuckin doo). They added old crappy players, and can’t get their best asset to sign. Maybe this year goes great for them, but it seems more set up to be a huge humiliation. Better teams than this have failed to win a Superbowl.
fuck fitzy, fuck the jets, fuck rex ryan, fuck mondays, fuck my life, fuck, fuck, fuck
detox-
go fuck yourself
fuck the pats, fuck the sox, fuck detox
» I need a detox said: { Aug 16, 2010 – 07:08:14 }
fuck fitzy, fuck the jets, fuck rex ryan, fuck mondays, fuck my life, fuck, fuck, fuck
Bad weekend bro?
Yeah, dude’s name is Nick Stevens – “Host, Comedian, Smartass”. He forgot douche.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Prj-WlBjwQw
im embarassed for my fellow Bostonians….i sincerely hope this homo is from Swampscot or Nashua, NH.
I’m a huge Pats fan too. But which TV exec does this guy have pictures of? He has to switch titles. He can’t call himself a comedian because…um… he’s NOT FUNNY.
I hate the Jets, but you gotta tip your cap to Ryan. He’s an excellent coach who knows how to connect with NFL players. You think Belichick doesn’t drop the F-bomb in the locker room?
That said, I think the Pats are screwed this year with Mankins pouting and Ty Warren done for the year.