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People Who Complain The Gym Is Too Crowded With New Years Resolutionists Are The Worst People On The Planet
I hate everyone who goes to the gym. Anybody who works out is a sucker. But make no mistake about it – if you’re such a High Horse Gym Douchebag that you openly complain about too many people being at the gym after New Years, then you are the biggest type of dickhead on this planet. Forget about the fact that you’re already a meathead of the highest degree. Forget the fact that you walk around with a gallon of water with fingerless leather gloves grunting like you’re the only person in the room. But now you’re such a fucking whiny prissy meathead you’re complaining that there are too many people in your presence while you lift your weights. Instead of your usual 3 hour gym session now its 3 and a half hours because there are other people around you. Oh no brah! I gotta share the bench with someone whos not as hardcore as I am! Fuck this brah! You’re not as brolic as me! YOU DON’T WORK OUT DURING WARM WEATHER MONTHSSSSSS!
Take a fucking hike you gym rats. Let the fat chicks hit the treadmill for a couple weeks and let the scrawny pale bloggers hit the 10 pound dumbbells for a few weeks and by Groundhog’s Day they’ll be out of gas and you’ll have your precious little gym back. Quit cryin.
You’d think if anyone would be hitting the gym it would be a droopy eyed pasty blogger. Guess you’re banking on your $41k salary to lure the chicks?
aha you are such a pussy KFC, its not just meatheads who suffer by these new years assholes. There are plenty of chicks who get in a cardio routine and then for the next 2 months can’t find an open machine to use. There are guys who just like to stay in shape, not necessarily get huge, that have to work around these assholes too. Just because you are literally the laziest douche on the planet doesn’t mean everyone shares your stupid ass opinion
you are a faggot kfc
kfc is the fattest, softest, laziest dude around.
Go fuck yourself moron. You’ve clearly never been to the gym
I only carry around a quart of water. Fuck you KFC.
“But make no mistake about it – if you’re such a High Horse Gym Douchebag that you openly complain about too many people being at the gym after New Years, then you are the biggest type of dickhead on this planet.”
yea you suck at life and sit on a throne of lies while you will just become everything you make fun of on this blog…overweight and pathetic.
Nah dude the people who are worse than gym-rat meatheads are the cynical pseudo-intellectual types who think that by blogging snide remarks about people who work out, they will compensate for the fact that they are skinny-fat. Chicks like hunters, not gatherers, Kevin. Imagine you, what with your wit, add a set of biceps, could be a potent combination!! Think about that the next time you go reach for those 10 pounders you milky fuck.
Your right KFC. Gym douches are the worst. Chill out and go drink a protein shake you queers
Wow looks like KFC struck a whiny bitch nerve with this one.
you’re a fuckin clown bro
KFC..F.T.W..i have been going to the gym for about 9 years and its one thing i cant stand..just bc you are in shape and other people are going to start to make an attempt at getting themselves in shape does not mean that you have to be a jackass about it..leave them be and let them do their best..most of them will e gone after a month anyway..
Klong29 you are a gatherer! not a hunter dude
gyms are for poor losers who like to smell strangers sweat.
Buy a treadmill and a bench you poor bastards.
@del4040 you could not be more wrong. no one is hating on people who aren’t in great shape but are trying. shit everyone has to start somewhere. what is annoying is having a bunch of fucking posers in the gym who will give up after 2 months but in those two months pretend like they are fucking arnold and talk to everyone about there low carb diet. GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE!
I like you, KFC, but get out of my way in the weight cave or I will NOXPLODE on you like you read about.
Manny24, ha I’m actually neither. I just like to poke fun at KFC’s bitterness that he is a softy.
Lol the best is that kid at the top bitching about having to wait for a cardio machine…go outside and run= boom cardio
complaining about the gym being crowded is gayer than Aids. I’m also pretty sure everyone hates when the gym is crowded.
For all you dickheads giving KFC shit about this read the fucking banner at the top of Barstool.
hey lightfeet I said the chicks are the ones using the cardio machines idiot. I am assuming that you don’t know there are other “machines” such as elipticals, bikes, and stairs because you are a fat. k kid?
If u count to six using your stomach, this is not your gym
KFC, post an honest pic of your feeble upper body, please (no spray tan, no flex). it will make me feel so good about myself – good karma for you. queue the “you’re gay” comments – I have not a single fuck to give, just want to poke some fun at your gayboy KFC!
You guys know where i can grab some good protein?
yo Chad, GNC has a decent selection of proteins, also bodybuilding.com has a much wider variety and generally lower prices.
waiiiit, were you joking with us?? i feel so silly
I’m a meathead and I thought this Blog was pure Gold.
KFC, I have never disagreed with anything you said until now. Just because you’re a lazy fuck doesn’t mean that I don’t have the right to complain. Just for you, I’m going to intimidate the fuck out of some poor, fat bastard tonight and tell him to get off my weights.
hey you pussies calm down…its a blog.
Everyone knows that all these gym rats are just fucking losers with no talent thus not allowing them to play any real sports so they hit the squat machine and try to rep 500 lbs as if anyone if a fuck. Then, when you try to get a pick up game on and you’re one or two heads short so you go to the gym to try and ask one of sixty-five people in there if they wanna run some fives, not one of those dickless pussies wanna play. Probably for the better though because on the off-chance that one of them does play you toss ‘em the rock and they start dribbling with there palms like a god damn mongoloid, then get the ball swiped and fucking elbowed in the face. Good thing all those reps came in handy.
Felt the unparalleled need to post this on that facebook page, I hope some juiceheads get pissed off about it