ReutersThe line for acceptable behavior when it comes to child pornography just got blurrier in New York. The state’s highest court just ruled that viewing child porn online isn’t a crime, the Associated Press reports. The decision came down in a hearing for James D. Kent. In 2007 a virus scan of Kent’s computer uncovered child porn. Kent, 65, a former professor of public administration at Marist College, was subsequently convicted of 134 counts of possessing child porn and two counts of procuring it. He was sentenced to one to three years imprisonment. The New York Court of Appeals’ ruling dismissed two of Kent’s possession charges because he only looked at the material. While it might sound like odd reasoning, the court based its decision on New York’s definition of possession and procurement under the law. In order to prove either possession or procurement of child porn, it must be shown that a defendant had dominion or control over the material. In its opinion, the court reasoned that dominion or control required Kent take “some affirmative act” to obtain the child porn. This could be anything from printing to saving or downloading the offending material.  The reason the court overturned two of Kent’s charges was that in those cases the child porn was found in his computer’s Web cache. The judges viewed this as different from downloading the material because, in essence, it didn’t show he actually had control of the images. While the court agreed that child porn was an abomination, they argued holding Kent guilty for his Web cache would overextend New York law.

No no, Your Honor. You don’t get it. My client was only looking at the child porn. Thats all. No big deal.

What?

I don’t understand all that mumbo jumbo bullshit but all I can say for sure is that I’m thrilld about that whole “holding someone guilty for their web cache would overextend New York law.” Bingo bango your boy KFC can rest his head at nite just a tad bit easier. The shit in my web search history would probably send me to jail for 5 to 10 if I lived in Jersey. But I’m in New York nigga! Home of the guys who can’t get arrested for “just looking” at child porn. Before I wrote this blog I was gonna blog about the 3 Mexican boys who fucked each other in the classroom that Feitelberg did yesterday. So my last couple internet searches are “Mexican boys having sex” “New york kiddie porn” “sex with an eyepatch” and “cow sex.” But guess what motherfuckers! Can’t be held accountable for whats in your web cache! I probably shouldn’t be allowed to be within 500 feet of a school of playground but according to the blabber and gibberish from that appeals court I’m in the clear.

Now you’re in New York!! Concrete jungle where you can watch alllll the kiddie porrrnnn you wanntt as long as you don’t download ittt!