Hollywood.com — While Kate Middleton was enjoying ten days in the Seychelles Islands (just east of Africa) on her honeymoon with Prince William, her sister Pippa had fallen on such hard times with her boyfriend (professional cricket player and broker Alex Loudon) that the couple eventually just decided to break up. A friend of Pippa and Alex confirmed the split to the Times of London and said, “It is common knowledge in their close circle of friends that Pippa and Alex have recently split up.” The reason for the separation is largely believed to be Pippa’s new celebrity status, which conflicted with Loudon’s more laid back and private demeanor.

Well I got like 5 emails the last few days about Pippa Middleton being single.   Don’t worry, I already hit her up on MySpace.   So far no reply, but yes, of course I know she’s fucking single.  Like Costanza and cup sizes, I spend my entire day knowing that Pippa Middleton is single.  Breaking up with that cricket dork was a done deal the minute she ruined her sister’s wedding.   Now this can go 1 of 2 ways as I see it.   She can either settle down with the first commoner that comes along, get the castle, the moat and the white picket fence and live happily ever after.   The other way is she becomes a total and complete fucking whore like the blog title suggests.  A modern day Lohan or even better like Madonna in the early 90′s banging anything that moves.  Yes, including Canseco.   Talk about headlines?   Pippa Middleton-Canseco.  It would smash Bieber’s Twitter record that’s for damn sure.   Whatever way she goes, complete whore or not, don’t worry we’ll be following her every move here.  British tabloids ain’t got shit on the Stool.