Porn Star Facial Recognition Technology Is Here And Its A Bunch Of Bullshit
KFC,
Didn’t one of you guys just write an article about this shit? Upload pic of someone and then get matches of pornstars who look the same? Anyways, I did it for a few broads and was pretty disappointed with the results, but then a throw in a pic of Pres and KFC and it churned out some winners! I mean this thing is spot on for Pres with Elena Rivera and the gigantic nose, and then again for KFC with Erin Marxxx and the double chin. Combined with the fact that all these sluts are ugly as sin, I’d say this shit is kinda legit.
http://face.naughtyamerica.com/
- Stephen
Yo this service is some goddam bullshit. I mean don’t get me wrong, I’m pumped the technology is here. I’m pumped that one day I will be able to plug in random chicks I find on facebook and find someone who looks like her getting fucked. But we ain’t there yet, folks. Look at this bullshit porn star recognition Stephen generated for me:
Erin Marxxx? Who the fuck is that, Naughty America! And don’t even get me started on Kara Price or Karina White. Those are legit two of the ugliest girls I’ve ever seen with my own eyes. I mean I hate to break it to the Naughty America scientists who came up with this technology but this shit doesn’t work in the slightest. What porn star does KFC look like the most? Tori Black, you fucking idiots. Everyone knows I’m a Tori Black doppleganger.
So back to the drawing board, nerds! Time to work out the kinks because this shit obviously doesn’t work. Wait, whats that? We did El Pres’ face too?
Nevermind, that shit is spot on. Give that chick a bald spot and she’s practically El Pres’ long lost schnoz twin.
If you’re using this technology to look for KFC and Pres lookalikes, you’re doing it wrong
Not too many top level porn stars here… I’ll take Sienna’s big ol’ tits any day though. I’d probably give a look at the latina’s pres pulled up too.
Pretty sad when your nose over-extends the bill of your hat. Not a good look for Pres.
good stuff
Bro why do we need to look for Kim k when there’s an actual video of her getting fucked? And why does KFC say he’s fat? Are you so desperate for attention that you self deprecate in order to solicit compliments?
asshole617 , haha of course you have to be a boston stoolie, love it bro
Yeah if it’s one thing people do here it’s compliment self deprecating people to make them feel better. That’s the Stool in a nutshell.
god your one ugly motherfuck*r
Those Kate Upton results are pathetic
Pres might look like a lot of things (a fat guy, a Jew, Gonzo, an asshole, an old guy, Zuckerberg), but he definitely doesn’t look like Bradley Cooper, and he absolutely does not look like a little Asian woman. This thing is a joke.
I can’t get over the fact a grown man wears a pink hardo hat in public.
If theres not a ranking of the best backroom scenes by the end of the day then you have failed as a blogger
If theres not a ranking of the best backroom scenes by the end of the day then you have failed as a blogger
asshole617, I don’t say im fat. You guys say im fat. I post pictures saying how I weight 175 pounds. I’m lean as fuck bro
The email from stephen made me laugh, still don’t understand how that name is pronounced steven though
kfc do you ever get pissed that pres just jacks every one of your posts like a lazy fat jew that hoards his money and does no real work ever in his bignosed life
KFC coming out HAM son
I will admit, I am a little suprised when you plugged in your faces a bunch a gay tiny dick pornstars didnt show up
anybody got the Kim K sex tape link ?
Always thought Karina White was hot, but that picture is pretty fug…