KFC,

Didn’t one of you guys just write an article about this shit? Upload pic of someone and then get matches of pornstars who look the same? Anyways, I did it for a few broads and was pretty disappointed with the results, but then a throw in a pic of Pres and KFC and it churned out some winners! I mean this thing is spot on for Pres with Elena Rivera and the gigantic nose, and then again for KFC with Erin Marxxx and the double chin. Combined with the fact that all these sluts are ugly as sin, I’d say this shit is kinda legit.

http://face.naughtyamerica.com/

- Stephen

Yo this service is some goddam bullshit. I mean don’t get me wrong, I’m pumped the technology is here. I’m pumped that one day I will be able to plug in random chicks I find on facebook and find someone who looks like her getting fucked. But we ain’t there yet, folks. Look at this bullshit porn star recognition Stephen generated for me:

Erin Marxxx? Who the fuck is that, Naughty America! And don’t even get me started on Kara Price or Karina White. Those are legit two of the ugliest girls I’ve ever seen with my own eyes. I mean I hate to break it to the Naughty America scientists who came up with this technology but this shit doesn’t work in the slightest. What porn star does KFC look like the most? Tori Black, you fucking idiots. Everyone knows I’m a Tori Black doppleganger.

So back to the drawing board, nerds! Time to work out the kinks because this shit obviously doesn’t work. Wait, whats that? We did El Pres’ face too?

Nevermind, that shit is spot on. Give that chick a bald spot and she’s practically El Pres’ long lost schnoz twin.