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Huff Po – A lot of dads might be angry if their daughter went into porn — and so is the father of top adult actress Stoya. But not for the reason you think. ”My dad is purely just angry that I ruined porn for him,” she told HuffPost Live recently. “[He's mad] because I couldn’t, like, just do a few scenes, I had to sign with a big company.” As a result, pops is often confronted with her lifestyle choices head on. When he goes to a porn site for some instant gratification, there is inevitably an ad for her Fleshlight, a sex toy modeled after her private parts. Stoya is quick to stress: “This isn’t normal dinner conversation. Just once in a while.”

Whats the worst part about your daughter doing porn? No, its not the cumshots she takes off the face or the multiple dicks she takes in every hole of her body. Its that every time you pull up redtube you gotta see your daughter advertising the Fleshtube.

Thats how porn stars are born, folks. It usually begins with a father who cares more about whether or not he can jerk off on the internet than if his daughter literally grows up to be a whore, having sex for money. When your internet porn habits are more of a priority than making sure your daughter doesn’t fuck dicks for a living, you pretty much put her right on the direct career path/track to become an adult film star. I guess after a while though, you accept your daughter for what she is. Whereas your dick doesn’t learn to accept anything. Your dick never matures or develops. Your dick doesn’t know how to accept things. All your dick knows is that a couple times a day he’d like to release while watching some internet porn. So you may come to terms with your daughter’s profession but your dick will never come to terms with not being able to watch some Youjizz. And thats how you and your dick end up holding a grudge against your daughter for her career. Not because she tarnished herself and the family name. Just because you have one grumpy, frustrated dick on your hands.