Pretty Sure My Mother Disowned Me Tonight
So as soon as the last out was recorded the first thing I did was call my mom. She wasn’t watching. So when I screamed into the phone that Johan pitched a no hitter her immediate reaction was full blown hatred. Like forget about how much she hates me for flushing my life down the toilet to become a blogger. That was child’s play compared to this rage. Just straight screaming at me for not calling her to let her know what was going on. She hung up on me and hasn’t been answering the phone since.
I can’t be held accountable for that, can I? I’m KFC, for God’s sake. The biggest mush on the planet earth. I was scared to death to even be watching the game, at all. I didn’t tweet once. Didn’t say anything till the game was over. There’s no chance I could have jumped on the phone to call mama dukes to start chatting about Johan and a no-no. Right? I feel like deep down she knows thats true. But at the same time I also feel like she straight up may have disowned me tonight. So long story short the Mets finally threw a no hitter and all it cost me was my own mother.
Pretty sure I’d take that trade off again.
Time to vote. Vote 1 for I should have called Vote 10 for I couldn’t risk it
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Assuming your mother is a female I’m sure she’ll get over this and not stay mad at you over whatever she believes is a “no hitter.”
the… Mets? is that a thing?
I love faggots like the bro above me talking shit about a team that is 29-23 and just had a no-hitter. Kiss my ass and suck my dick you faggots.
Also KFC, check out the sweet video i just sent you of that bro in the celebration. Dude is tight as fuck.
Haterade you’re a huge fuckin tool. Email me so we can fight. Congrats Mets fans.
your mom sounds almost as retarded as your eye
PJ, I’ve been on record as saying that you might be the cuntiest faggot commenter on barstool.
So this is me going on record again and repeating that: You are the cuntiest faggot commenter on barstool.
I could give a fuck about the mets but around the 8 2/3 mark I was rooting for them. Maybe bc the bar I was at promised free shots but whatever. Let’s go mets
Haterade, you sound like someone I would not very much like to get to know personally. Respectfully, BK
Honest question from a Yankees fan–do you Met’s fans feel weird because Beltran got a hit and the ump blew the call?
This ones on you Clancy I basically had a group text with every mets fan I knew tonight.
Beltran got a hit. Asterisk City ********
This just proves pageviews theory that no hitters are nothing special anymore (especially when the mets get one) .. When is Jason bay coming back?
doesn’t your mom know you’re not supposed to talk about a no-hitter before it happens? jinx city. boston would probably have 20 championships this past decade without ol’ el pres jinxing the fuck out of us, guaranteeing shit every time we get past round one of the playoffs, hahaha. a die-hard mets fan like yourself deserves something like this, watching all the games over countless frustrating seasons. if your mom was that big of a mets fan, she should have been watching in the first place, or at least had the game on in the background. plus, she would have been old enough to appreciate the ’86 championship season, she’s seen better shit happen. C’mon, Mrs. C….you’re better than that.
(note: i stifled like 100 mom jokes while writing that. it was not easy.)
dro man why are you so sappy and pretty gay now
can’t believe it took this long for your mother to disown you
great night last night
straight fire
http://seniortofreshman.blogspot.com/2012/06/night-i-broke-my-wrist.html
pedrofartinez, sorry i said something supportive to that blogger you don’t know personally but seem to devote your life to trying to ridicule. sweet life, homey.
burned bitch
wait you dont live with your mom??? i assumed all interns who worked for portjew lived with mommy
Running out if material, eh??? I hope you do something else besides blogging.
apology accepted
Haterade- huge tool. Mets- awful baseball team.
So she’s a “Die Hard Fan” but wasn’t watching or checking on the game. Typical bandwagon NYer. There is a difference between a “fan” and a “NY fan”. See all the empty seats in Yankee Stadium as proof.
Btw, nice job by Johan against by Cards. A one hit shut out is impressive.
i want to hear more about the fight between you and your mom over what she thought your life should have been like
So she didn’t disown you already for being a mets fan?
just fucking call and say turn on the game and hang up
a mets ‘no hitter’ based on madoff accounting rules
Any body know if the girl in that picture is in to anal? Can we get Rex to verify?
*no hitter
5 walks….1 hit
My user name says it all…
crack, big time anal queen. In fact, since she read the 50 Shades books, she’s now using beads. My friend who currently dates he told me these things.
this blog sucks and im tired of looking at it every time i come to this website. entertain me you fucker