Oh, wait, nevermind – just a mild ankle sprain. Weird because he sure as shit sold it like he stepped on a landmine. Hey Prince I don’t think this is gonna go very far with the boys in the locker room who got in trouble for picking on you. Maybe TC is gonna pretend you’re tough to the media & say you manned up for a whole play before everybody thought you might need emergency surgery right on the turf, but we all know the truth. I really want to root for you, Prince – the Giants really do need you to succeed. But you’re not giving anyone anything to be excited about on or off the field.
David Wilson broke off 3 consecutive plays with the first team that were sexier than a Kate Upton/Reby Sky scissoring session. I’m pretty sure Eli wasn’t even hurried, let alone sacked, so the pass-protection & Sean Locklear get a thumbs-up from me. And how about Ramses fucking Barden? Baby Plax. Dude most likely earned a roster spot with a couple of nice catches & a score last night along with David Douglas, who had a big grab and solid punt return called back on penalties. Special teams racked up a punt block and a forced fumble, Rivers & Herzlich looked real good at LB and my man the Black Unicorn keeps disproving the critics who had no faith in his hands. Big Blue’s depth is surely gonna be tested on the defensive side of the ball, but all in all it’s been a promising preseason. Bring on the Cowgirls!