TMZ – Prince Harry put the crown jewels on display in Vegas this weekend … getting BARE ASS NAKED during a game of strip billiards with a room full of friends in his VIP suite. It all went down Friday night during a raging party in a high rollers hotel suite. We’re told Harry, along with a large entourage, went down to the hotel bar and met a bunch of hot chicks … and invited them up to his VIP suite. Once in the room, things got WILD … with the group playing a game of strip pool that quickly escalated into full-on royal nudity. Some of the partiers snapped photos of the madness. In one photo, a fully nude Harry cups his genitals while a seemingly topless woman stands behind him. In another photo, a naked Harry is bear-hugging a woman who appears to be completely naked as well. No word on who the women are … or if they got Harry’s phone number. A rep for the Royal Family tells us, “We have no comment to make on the photos at this time.”
Unless of course he’s been fucking Ryan Lochte. Which I haven’t completely ruled out after see those nancy boys frolicking in the pool yesterday. That would certainly not be “the dream.” But assuming Prince Harry is not getting banged by Lochte, then I think its safe to say he’s crushing life. Just running around hotel rooms in Vegas with his asshole out, not a care in the world. Hey guys I think its time to go to bed oh wait I don’t have a job and I’m super rich now look at my asshole!!!
Dick and balls flapping in the dry Vegas wind walking around the hotel rooming tapping the girls you wanna fuck on the shoulder like you’re playing some sort of fuckfest Duck Duck Goose. A tip of the cap to you, Prince Harry. Keep doin the damn thing.
Unless, as I mentioned earlier, you’re secretly banging Lochte. Then you should stop doing the damn thing.