Prison Inmate Sues Hospital For Circumcising Him
SIOUX FALLS, S.D. – A South Dakota prison inmate is suing the hospital where he was circumcised as a newborn, saying he only recently became aware that he’d undergone the procedure and that it robbed him of his sexual prowess. Dean Cochrun, 28, is asking for $1,000 in compensatory and punitive damages. He also asks in the lawsuit that his foreskin be restored “in the hopes I could feel whole again,” though he acknowledged that he didn’t expect such a restoration to be anything more than aesthetic. Cochrun, who is imprisoned in Sioux Falls on a kidnapping conviction, filed the federal lawsuit Friday against Sanford Hospital. Cochrun claims that an “unknown doctor” at the then-named Sioux Valley Hospital misled his mother to believe that the procedure was medically necessary. Cochrun argues that the procedure was unnecessary, unethical and without medical benefit. “I was recently made aware of the fact that I had been (circumcised) and that … I was robbed of sensitivity during sexual intercourse as well as the sense of security and well-being I am entitled to in my person,” he argued in the lawsuit, adding that neither he nor his partners would “have that sensitivity during sexual intercourse and have a normal sex life.”
Recently made aware of the fact that I had been circumcised? What? I mean listen its not like I spend my days looking a dicks of all shapes and sizes. Not some sort of penis expert. But I’m pretty sure you’re well aware weather you’re rocking the Covered Wagon well before you’re 28 years old. We’ve all seen porn. We’ve all peeked over at the urinal (right?) You don’t need to be a dick doctor to know whether you’ve got that slinky snake skin over the tip of your dick or not.
And listen I don’t give a fucking shit how “good sex feels” with an uncircumcised dick. Sex feels fucking good enough for me. It cannot feel so much better that you want an extra flap hiding your mushroom tip the other 99% of your life you’re not having intercourse. There’s enough weird floppy skin going on in that region, I don’t need a hood that houses bacteria and infection. Its like you’re permanently walking around with a condom on.
Personally if I could track down the doctor that snipped my tip I’d shake his hand and thank him. He saved me from being ridiculed by everyone on my high school sports teams and girls running away from me when i took my dick out.
PS – I love that he’s only suing for a thousand bucks. Dude has a clean penis and sets the bar low when it comes to litigation.
Hooded Dragon > Covered Wagon
If having foreskin increases sensation and pleasure, I’m glad I don’t have any. I would go from lasting 20 seconds now, to probably 10 or so with the added sensation.
Dude would rather have an ant-eater for a schlong? Alllllrighty then.
u basically said you love how he has a clean penis, homo
the tip is much more sensitive. only people on the planet who do this are jews and americans. get a fucking clue people.
yourpalfz, so you’ve been making those excuses your whole life?
uncircumsized dicks look like elephant trunks and are gross
Anyone who tries to say Americans are weird for being the only group of people who do something is a giant, GIANT faggot.
I have dealt with this stupidity my whole life, my friends always get livid when the topic comes up and I tell them the same thing – don’t be mad at me because your parents decided to chop the tip of your dick off for no reason other than they wanted it to look a certain way. Chicks don’t give a shit what your dick looks like, it all feels the same to them. Oh wait its not hygienic? That may be true if we lived in the year 1200 with no soap or running water and I don’t know about other guys but I wash my dick, its a daily routine I have
I am unsnipped and 99% of the women I have fucked didn’t even realize it until I told them. If you push the foreskin back you are ready to rock and roll. All looks the same and I have the natural sensitivity that I am suppose to have.
“Chicks don’t give a shit what your dick looks like, it all feels the same to them”
Uh, yeah, most do. If they tell you differently, they’re lying. You guys are awfully defensive about your uncircumsized dicks. I’d venture to guess it’s cuz you know it’s fucking weird.
had to chop it off to let the crabs come out.
^^ A+ comment. circumsicion is for the birds. the original intent was for people 2000 years ago who showered on an anual basis. and chicks do care about how ur dick looks like but dont give two shits about the extra skin.
if u ever walk around with it rolled back u no it hurts like fuck against cotton undies. hence i no u MFers r desensitized as fuck if ur use to that shit.
Dude is just pissed cause he can’t dock with his buddies on Fire Island.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S9aUEweOHTM
true story, my girl told me she and her girlfriends had some big pow-wow a few years back, because one of the girls had started seeing some guy, she finally saw his uncut dick, and she was horrified, and the whole conversation was about how to break things off with him without hurting his feelings and letting on that it was because he was uncircumsized. it’s a competitive disadvantage oftentimes. get snipped up, fellas…never too late…although i wouldn’t wish that on anyone old enough to know what’s going on.
^^ dont believe it for a second. dude must have had a small or mangled dick too cuz the hood is def not a deal breaker. the overall shape/size is what chicks care about.
How upset do you think yourpalpfz is that he just admitted he has an uncircumcised dick and everyone thinks hes a freak now?
Circumcision shouldn’t matter, but I can tell you without absolute certainty that it does to some girls. I’d venture to guess that at least 30% of the female population in the US thinks uncircumcised dicks are heinous, and that may be light. Know why I know? My parents didn’t do me the favor when I was younger, and I was forced to get it taken care of when I was 18 after a couple of less than stellar experiences. When the subject has come up since with girls without fail almost every single one of them has said the same thing “I’m so glad you did that, because I don’t know what I would have done if you pulled it out and it looked like that.” I even had one girl when we were hooking up for the first time put her hands down my pants and basically do a foreskin check on me. She had zero intention of doing anything further that night, but she just wanted to make sure I was cut before she got too invested. I figured it out after she made a comment about one of the babies she was watching. I called her it on it and she even owned up to it. I believe her exact quote was uncircumcised dicks make me throw up in my mouth. Being uncircumsized is like smoking cigarettes. Yea it’s enjoyable, but is it really worth it to cut your potential dating pool in half?