NYDN - Kate Upton’s sexy curves leave most guys drooling, but a pro-anorexia website says she just looks “thick and vulgar.” SkinnyGossip blasts the 20-year-old in a recent post for having “huge thighs, NO waist [and] big fat floppy boobs” while including pictures of a bikini-clad Upton sauntering down the runway in recent appearance on the catwalk. “Guess who?! Yes, it’s the lovely Kate Upton, confidently lumbering up a runway like there’s a buffet at the end of it,” the anonymous poster writes. “She looks thick, vulgar, almost pornographic – and she is a solid 30lb too heavy for this outfit,” the writer adds.“She looks like a squishy brick. Is this what American women are ‘striving’ for now? The lazy, lardy look? Have we really gotten so fat in this country that Kate is the best we can aim for? Sorry, but: eww! Fashion is supposed to be aspirational—and the kind of people who aspire to look like this shop for clothes at Wal-Mart. She looks like she would work in the back of a motorcycle shop in Nashville and give (bad) blow jobs for $25.”

Kate Upton ain’t fat.

She’s just gonna be. Its true that she doesn’t have a perfect stomach. Its true that her monster tits sometimes look like ziploc bags filled with water. Its true that chicks are usually a lot skinnier when they’re just 19. But who knows? Maybe she isn’t even addicted to cocaine yet. Maybe she’ll develop an eating disorder. Chances are she’ll go the Anna Nicole Smith route. But for right now any chick bashing Kate Upton is just a hater. Or in this case a delusional anorexic broad. Either way, bottom line, you’re hating on a girl who knows exactly what she’s doing. Playing to her strengths and dominating the modeling world by being the sexiest most voluptuous minx in the game today. She may not look like the traditional super models of the past, but she doesn’t need to because she’s got more sex appeal than all of them combined.

However, I agree she should give out $25 blow jobs. That would be agreeable.