Its 9:30am and Cubicle Monkeys everywhere just had their boners smash into the bottom of their desks. You haven’t even had your breakfast yet and you’re gonna have to do the “tuck your dick up into your waistband” move for the rest of the day. Which is always awkward with dress pants, especially if you have your shirt tucked in. Everyone can see your dick bulging but its higher up towards your belly button. What a way to start your Thursday motherfuckers! Good luck.

A couple points of analysis on this masterpiece…

1) If I could be a fly on the wall of that hotel room…I’d be pissed off that I couldn’t hang on to the wall and masturbate at the same time. I’d have to jerk it on the fly, literally. Aerial masturbation. Just buzzing all around that room beating my fly dick with my fly legs as I scope out every slut in the room.

2) WHO is that chick in the pool? I’m ready to renounce my citizenship and become British for her. God save the Queen! Let me take off my knickers and put my willie in your arse!