Rangers Rink-Side Reporter Takes A Puck To The Face, Keeps On Reporting
John Giannone with the heart of a fucking champion. All you hockey hipsters will probably get a hard on over this and take it as yet further proof that the NHL is the best league. “Would a sideline reporter in the African Round Ball League keep reporting? No. Fuckin pussies!” “LOL baseball is not even a real sport. Only league where a 5’9, 260 pound “athlete” can be a star and reporters can’t even take a baseball off the face and keep reporting.” Same comments every time from you clowns.
On a sidenote when do the Rangers start playing well? It was much more fun when the lockout ended and everyone was ready to hand the Rangers the Cup for this “48 game sprint.” This 5-5-0 shit is much more boring.
PS – The worst part of this whole ordeal for John Giannone was the nasal spray at the end. Nasal spray is the fucking worst. Just straight up blasting menthol-y mist up your nose directly into your brain. I’d rather take a puck off the face than nasal spray up my schnoz.
The rangers are just gonna get scraped by the Bruins all year and miss the playoffs because they play in front of faggot fans that live in a shithole city.
prez has between 14-18 bottles of nasal spray lodged up his nose from allergies last spring. p.s. don’t call us clowns because we were picked first in gym class and you were the nerd in the corner in charge of making sure kids were following the rules and not shitting their pants
KFC dropping a hard “African Round Ball League”…
Chickenboy you’re a fucking moron. I can’t believe I’m saying this, but I would’ve rather seen Osgood blog this
Queen Henry, 2.61 GAA, good for 18th in the NHL.
are you fucking me with that nasal spray comment?
what is the deal with that ancient guy in front of the glass at the end? is that a joke?
Yeah cause a 4-1 win is playing bad you stupid fuck.
the thought of all the shitty new yorkers jumping on the rangers bandwagon after one good regular season, makes me sick.
Keep your eye on the puck shit head.
Hey, tomcaronsgoatee, how about you go check out the Bruins attendance figures for the early 2000s before you start talking about bandwagon fans, dipshit.
Men all around that sport….
Total puckslut
hey dipshit, you should actually look stuff up before you say something that stupid. the b’s attendance has always been consistent. this is a hockey town. has been for over 40 years. don’t be mad because that shitty franchise of yours was a one year, regular season wonder. dink.
what a fraud you are… and everyone who “bandwagoned” on your comment is the same. http://www.hockeydb.com/nhl-attendance/att_graph.php?tmi=4919
Wow, you’re too dumb to even realize what you’re looking at is 2000 empty seats per game from 1996-2008. Using that same site, why not venture over to the Rangers page and get your head out of your ass.
Further proof that soccer will never fly in this country. Any soccer player would have been flopping on the ice like a dying fish and been Medevac’d to a hospital.
guys got balls.. keeps doing commentary while gushing blood out of his face.
the consistency was the point. there was never a dramatic drop off. looking at the rangers page is pointless. transplant town. free tickets everywhere. tourists. anyway, good luck on the rangers making the playoffs.
So just to be clear, consistent non-sellouts are good, but consistent sellouts at MSG aren’t legit because of whatever criteria you’re using? Okay.
I hope the blizzard caves in your roof this weekend.
you’re trying to say the bruins are a bandwagon team, and that’s not the truth. the rangers are, as pointed out by kfc in his blog. so, have fun with that. and….. at least i have a roof to cave in, while you are on the middle floor of some stytown 1 bed room, that you share with 6 roommates you found on craigslist.
I didn’t say a thing about the Bruins until you showed up with your bullshit.
Congrats, you have a roof, I can find a bar open at 2am unlike that podunk town up there.
congrats, you fall into the shitty new yorker category. and good one regarding the bars being open til 2. if you need until 4am to find a girl to bring home, youre doing something wrong.
I wish the puck hit Tortorella and ruined the part of his brain that allows that clown to speak.
Congrats to you, a typical Bostonian talking out of his ass and making shit up as he goes along. Get that small town chip off your shoulder, it’s unbecoming and sad.
Kevin I’m one of the biggest hockey homers in the world and I never say a peep. But your assumption about hockey fans in general is way off. We love the game and were proud of it. We don’t give a shit if you like it or not so please stop calling us hipsters. We don’t like the NHL because its unpopular. We love it because its our favorite sport. Also I never criticize your blogs and I’m not even doing that now. Just saying lay the fuck off hockey fans we get enough shit.
And by get enough shit I mean we’re basically exiled from mainstream media coverage.
who’s making shit up? you are just a typical new yorker who thinks the world revolves around you. i worked in nyc and lived there for 3 years. you’re a dime a dozen bro. for all i know, you live in utica anyway. pathetic
Things you have made up so far:
1) The Rangers have averaged 99% capacity for almost 20 years, but that doesn’t matter because of reasons you created out of thin air to suit your argument.
2) I live in Stuy Town with 6 randoms.
3) I live in Utica.
4) That you could possibly pick up a girl who isn’t a swamp donkey at any hour of the day or night. Please.
Congrats on living in NYC for 3 years, that obviously makes you an expert. Get fucked.
have a good weekend, pumpkin. great list, btw. good job.
honestly this boston/NYC thing gets old quick, I’m a huge Bruins fan but how could you not love to see a series with those 2 teams just beating the shit out of each other? Personally I think it would be the best series of the playoffs if these teams meet, the Rangers are clearly underperforming and will eventually right the ship. Two original six teams with diehard fan bases, better than those frog eaters up north thats for damn sure.
Bruins attendance figures:
06-07: 25 out of 30 teams- Didn’t make the playoffs
07-08: 26 out of 30 teams – Lost first round
08-09: 16 out of 30 teams- Won their division
Hipsters? Hockey fans are the farthest F*king thing from hipsters. A hipster is most likely to get his ass beat by a hockey player/fan than any other fan base. Rightfully so too…
Damn shame we won’t get a chance to play the B’s or Rangers cause of bureaucratic bs leading to a shortened in conference only season
Go Wings