Rate This Potential Giants Blogger – Tom Coughlin Ranked 2nd Best Coach In All Of Sports By Dickie V
ESPN - I recently had an interesting conversation with a big sports fan. I was sitting at The Broken Egg in Lakewood Ranch and he asked me a simple question. “Who are the best coaches in pro sports today, Dickie V?” I smiled and immediately rattled off a few names. Then I thought for another moment or two and decided on a couple of others. The bottom line is, I opted for six coaches in the different sports. Here is my list and why:
Bill Belichick
Tom Coughlin
Gregg Popovich
Joe Maddon
Mike Scioscia
John Tortorella
Why do I like these six? Let’s start with communication, motivation, getting the most from their talent, evaluating strengths and weaknesses of their athletes and the ability to mold them into a cohesive unit. That is what coaching is all about. It is not always easy to reach the modern-day athlete, but all six of these gentlemen understand what it takes to win and do it on a consistent basis.
The second best? Second best? I guess Dickie V is doing his best Pat Summit impersonation by listing Beli-who as the best coach in sports. It’s the only way to explain this short term memory loss. It’s probably because of so many years yelling like an asshole led to long term brain injuries. We all know every New England fan will drop to their knees and open wide for the almighty Belichick. He’s the dark lord, the evil genius, the winner of 3 Superbowls blah blah blah. Well guess what New England Fans! Tommy C owns Belichick. He has now beat Belichick twice in the Superbowl. He has brought the Giants 2 SBs since 2008 each victory over Belichick. So Dickie V, thanks for your well constructed list and thoughtful annoying analysis but in order to be the best, you have to beat the best. The Patriots haven’t beaten the Giants since 2007. I can’t even remember what happened yesterday let alone the last time the Patriots lifted the Lombardi trophy. I do remember Eli asking Tom Brady how his ass tastes after beating him for the 2nd time in the biggest game in sports. Guess it’s time to retire Dickie V because it’s impossible to make a list without Tommy C in the top spot.
P.S. – In order for there to be a Giants-Patriots “rivalry”, that would require the Patriots winning. It’s not a “rivalry” if it’s an annual ass kicking.
Double P.S. – Torts was listed #6…. Foreshadowing much?
KFC Editors note: Give it a vote based on whether you thought it was good blogging, whether or not you agree with it. Like I know all you Boston Stoolies always disagree with my pro-Jets, Anti-Pats blogging but its still good enough for you to read it and stir you up. Vote based on that.
(299 votes, average: 3.72 out of 10)
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Also, prospective Giants bloggers – the response has been downright pitiful and embarrassing for Big Blue bloggers. Like 1/4th what I got for the Yankees job. Probably got like 30 applicants total. So if you think you’re better than this guy, set up a blog and start writing and email giantswriters@gmail.com with a link.
I think for Tom Coughlin to be better than belichick he would have to win another superbowl……. and then match his career winning percentage. Just some food for thought
The question is who is the best coach right now, not all time. Belichick hasn’t been had good last couple drafts or Super Bowls. So right now I would have to agree that Coughlin is better. Coming from a Vikings fan.
Very forgettable blog. Not terrible but you have to bring some thunder your first blog. I mean big deal Coughlin owns Belichick. Something that every Giants fan ever has said to mess with pats fans. Decent though
I should do the blog I would destroy it, but I’m a busy man with a lot of shit going on (including but not limited to masturbating in the workplace)
Terrible blog, just a run-on against the pats….really original bro….On another note, how do you not mention what Tommy did for the Jags? Two AFC Championships with an expansion team, not too many guys have done that.
”It’s not a “rivalry” if it’s an annual ass kicking.” But, but, but…and then…and what if…and what if…but….and then…. Oh never mind.
Fucking idiot. Sounds like scott under a different name.
I think this guys fucking awesome. Original, funny, and getting absolutely crushed right now because of the Pats destruction.
that was just a long shitty post from the comment section. The whole shtick of trying to rile up Boston fans, is that really who you’re looking to hire. Why not a writer for the Giants fan, this guy is strictly for Boston fans. Also there wasnt a single attempt at humor in there. I cant believe thats the best one you got
coughlin was on the verge of losing his job multiple times the past couple years. not even a fucking argument
Meh
If I can just get a point out where without getting “OHH butt hurt pats fan, you mad bro, blah belichick sucks” In what way does Coughlin own Belichick at all? I agree the Giants team has played some absolutely impressive games against the pats but in 07′ the game was a dropped pick away from game over, and 2 spectacular catches which you can give all the credit to David Tyree on one and Eli on the TD catch. Then this past year your a Welker completion away from a Pats SB and another unreal throw by Eli to Manningham. I don’t understand where in any of these Coughlin outcoached Belichick to win.
i agree with pedrofartinez , attempt at humor sucked, you can tell he reads the stoole and just copied making fun of the pats to get shit stirred up , fuck this dude and fuck the giants
thoroughly sucked.
ii thought it was a pretty good writeup and i do remember eli asking brady how his ass tasted
I think it was written well. Giants still suck my ballsack though. You should hire this blogger writes better than half of barstool and knows what he is talking about. Minus the giants being good
Giants definitely aren’t good solid point davemac
People know that you don’t need to use a P.S. (let alone 2) on a blog right? It was intended for adding to a letter after it was already finished in pen or a typewriter… you can just go back and edit your writing on a computer. It’s just used by lazy writers who can’t think of a way to transition smoothly between idea.
P.S. Fuck the Giants
wait so you’re going to pay this faggot to write just Giants blogs? dont you have a Yankee blogger and a Rangers blogger too? you arent capable of writing about more than 1 team? Jesus fucking christ dude this whole blogging thing isnt that hard as evidenced by the sub .300 batting average BSS has currently. Watch some games and do a little reading you lazy pos
whitnehoustonswimteam- youll remember bill went for it on 4th down like an asshole in the third quarter of SB 42 instead of kicking a field goal. TC doesnt make those mistakes.
To bss NY defense don’t they have like a dozen pro sports teams? Kind of hard to keep them straight. But then again only 2 win(maybe 3 we will see)
Pretty poor blog. Not funny at all. As far as agreeing Coughlin may be better than Belichick but Gregg Pop is way better than both of them.
NE fans seem to think that Belichick built and created this “titan” of a team. Making 1 correct draft pick, Brady, does not include building a team. This team was handed to Belichick after being built by Parcells. The core of those SB teams such as Willie M, Bruschi, Vrabel, Brown, etc. were all brought in by Parcells. NE fans also seem to forget the Parcells handed Belichick a fucking team that lost in the SB. They were pretty fucking good before Belichick took over. Just because you got one draft pick right in Brady doesn’t mean you are GOAT.
KFC the fact that this is the blog you chose to introduce this guy to stoolie nation with shows you don’t want him on here. Anything negative about 1.Tom Brady 2. Bill Belichick or 3.any Boston sports team is going to get destroyed in the poll. You know the Boston scum out number us on here, for every 4 NY sports fans on here theres 20 boston stoolies waxing their vaginas and crying about the fact that this guy just insulted their god of football.
P.S. EZ breezy we have 9 sports teams in new york because we out populate the north eastern states by about 10 million people you fucking moron, jesus christ read a book. and get a job you cunt.
Really you have to give Belichick a lot of credit for even taking the 7-8 best team in the NFL to the Super Bowl last year. Yeah, they didn’t beat a team all season until the AFC Championship game so I guess the schedule had a ton to do with it but anyone that ranks him lower for getting beaten in last year’s Super Bowl isn’t being fair. Position-by-position that team wasn’t even close to Super Bowl quality yet they were there until the end. Just getting them there could be an argument that Belichick may have been the better coach.
Stro are you fucking retarded? Pretty sure belichick has done a little more than just drafting brady.
@k1ddo – i wouldnt be beating my chest about having all those teams when all but 2 or 3 of them are absolute fucking jokes. check the fucking standings you dumb ass goomba….oh and enjoy that nice wiff of homeless urine/shit that stinks up your streets
Eh.. just seems like it’s trying too hard to be anti-Patriots without being at all original, funny, or even relevant to the Giants.
@stro – hey shithead, you know that Parcells took the Pats to the SB in the 1996 season right? then there were 3 years of Pete Carroll’s postive vibes ass who left Belichick a .500 football team when he finally got there in 2000. Lets not try to act like Parcells handed the keys to a SB caliber team right to BB cause thats not how it happened
@k1dd0 You do realize this site was started by a guy from fucking BOSTON right, of course there are going to be more Boston readers.
Why argue, nothing to argue you about the Giants are the better team and franchise. Pats are basically the Jets getting there is as good as winning!
so stro, explain to us what happened after the Giants won in 2007 then proceeded to miss the playoffs twice and get embarrassed in their only playoff game before last years postseason.
Giants 2 Pats 0. Shall I say more?
Not so much a blog as it is a troll… Just the Giants version of Manzo looking to rile up a bunch of Pats fans to get comments. No doubt 6 or 7 months ago this guy would be calling for TCs head like all other giants fans. Oh, and I believe that these teams clash every 4 years in the regular season so unless they’re in the SB every year together it doesn’t quite fall under the annual category.
by olsonmr on May 15, 2012 at 1:19 pm – Belichick hasn’t been had good last couple drafts
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Secondly, this is just a list of names of coaches who are the best, there is no order from top to bottom. I don’t see any rankings next to the names.
And Stro, just to make you look like a bigger dummy, Mike Vrabel was brought in by Belichick prior to the 2001 season, not Parcells. Yeah he got lucky with Brady but he completely rebuilt the rest of the team from the 04 SB and got them back there twice. Takes more than luck to do that.
This sounds like Manzo Scott and a run on sentence had a threesome. And this piece of shit blogger is the offspring from it.
yeah stro, you can actually answer me why the Giants were a mediocre football team for the 3 years between SB appearances. we all know the results of the last 2 SB meetings between NYG and NE, thats all you talk about
No problem, let’s start with divisions. The AFC East until the “emergence” of the Jets has been a walk in the park of a division for NE for YEARS. They basically have an automatic playoff bid every year, so clearly easy for them to make the playoffs. The Giants play in the NFC East, you know the most competitive division in football. You have to earn your division while playing in the Beast.
It did take 3 years to find some kind of leadership and continuity on this team. In 2009 this team was 14-2 and was looking like a cruise into the SuperBowl then Burress shot himself. Pretty big distraction if I may say so myself. Every team needs to rebuild you make it sound like NE made the playoffs after the ’01 SB, NE did not make the playoffs the following season.
It wasn’t “3″ years without the playoffs it’s 2. Takes time to rebuild. Plus you make it sound like NE was winning playoff games? Pretty sure they had not won a playoff game since ’08 until this year when they lost in the Super Bowl. Pats have an automatic bid, Giants do not, Giants capitalize when they make the playoffs. Case closed.
^^so Stro on one hand you say it “Takes time to rebuild” and on the other hand you don’t aknowledge Belichick rebuilding the Pats. Ok, got it.
that dude Stro must be the blogger
the pats have more afc championships than giants do division titles
New JERSEY ain’t New York bro. Of course you will have 1/4 the number of people wanting to blog the New Jersey Giants as the New York Yankees.
Just so we are clear saying the NFC is a better division is like saying the nl is better at baseball. Not even close dude
giants fan – i say not bad
Thank you otwisted for being the first person to speak sense on here. The article author wasn’t listing coaches in order of who he thought was best. He was just listing off 6 coaches he thought were great. The giants have won 2 SB’s and this blogger still has an inferiority complex and tries to invent slights where there weren’t any.
The potential Giants blogger can’t read. It doesn’t mention them being in order once.
I guess I can’t read (or didn’t bother to) as other commenters already pointed that out.
I didn’t think the blog was exceptionally funny or insightful. Seems like it should one or the other and hopefully both.
holy shot stro, are you kidding me? why the fuck did the gmen have to “rebuild” after winning the god damn superbowl? i must have missed that Marlins-like firesale of the entire roster i guess. and as for the division toughness i love Giants fans shitting on Philly, Washington, and Dallas fans for the last few years cause they have all sucked (plenty of talented rosters but dysfunctional, loser-mentality squads who have done shit) but when its helpful to your argument now all of a sudden theyre all beasts and winning the NFC East is some huge badge of honor. the fuck outta here with that shit you retard. laughable. Pats have had to deal with 2 other NFL powerhouses in their conference (and on their schedule due to that whole 1st place thing they all have in common) for a entire decade. Who have these powerhouse organizations been in the NFC for the last few years the Giants have had to deal with? oh nobody? cool. And finally, as for the coaches themselves – we hear in NE believe in Belichick, maybe to a fault, but we certainly arent bandwagon jumping frauds who call for his head halfway through every season like you Giants fans do with Coughlin. dont believe me? wait a few months.
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ps – why do the Giants have to rebuild but the Pats dont? hmm, whos that guy in charge of the Pats football operations that has kept them at an elite level for +10 years?
we need scott back!!! … the commentary following his pathetic blogs were priceless