Rate This Short Film “Upstairs”
- You fuck me for a month, I give you a necklace and we never have to talk
- I want a bracelet too
- Do you do anal?
- Mmm hmm.
- Then you get a bracelet.
If only the world were as easy and honest as this. Almost like the pre-nup for hooking up. What gets you where and how to get exactly what you want out of the relationship. A binding contract explaining how to get to the sex level, blow job level, anal level and no strings attached level of the dating world.
Vote 1 for Lame vote 10 for Funny and I wish the world worked like this


(405 votes, average: 9.72 out of 10)
Would definitely just be slumming for the BJ level at all times.
BJ if that included facials/swallows of course, I’m not a rube.
Lost it when the guy says “I love Jdate” at the end.
Fucking 10. Gonna try this next time I bring out some dumb college smut
Hilarious!
Best video you’ve ever posted.
I’d totally stuff her
that the guy from the Harvard Sailing Team Boys will be Girls video?
I would totally snuff these broads http://www.brilliantarrogance.com/2012/03/fme-ftl_22.html#more
BRILLIANT