- You fuck me for a month, I give you a necklace and we never have to talk

- I want a bracelet too

- Do you do anal?

- Mmm hmm.

- Then you get a bracelet.

If only the world were as easy and honest as this. Almost like the pre-nup for hooking up. What gets you where and how to get exactly what you want out of the relationship. A binding contract explaining how to get to the sex level, blow job level, anal level and no strings attached level of the dating world.

Vote 1 for Lame vote 10 for Funny and I wish the world worked like this

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