- You fuck me for a month, I give you a necklace and we never have to talk
- I want a bracelet too
- Do you do anal?
- Mmm hmm.
- Then you get a bracelet.
If only the world were as easy and honest as this. Almost like the pre-nup for hooking up. What gets you where and how to get exactly what you want out of the relationship. A binding contract explaining how to get to the sex level, blow job level, anal level and no strings attached level of the dating world.
Vote 1 for Lame vote 10 for Funny and I wish the world worked like this