Raul Ibanez is the Fucking X Factor
Chaos in the Bronx tonight. Coney throwing out racist slurs about Ichiro swinging with chopsticks, Cervelli wiping away the tears from a season of neglect and rounding third to score the winning run, birds flying all over the field, Padilla that greasy fucking slug leaving a trail of scum from the bullpen and coming up one batter short of facing Tex, who happened to be a focal point of conversation on his own. So many story lines, but none bigger than Raul Ibanez playing X factor once again. I’ve called it all year; Raul Ibanez is going to be a difference maker in the playoffs and that creepy fuck is getting a head start. I don’t care if he looks like a giant skin tag; the man can flat out hit in the clutch. The only thing that woulda made this night better is if Ivan Nova who was warming up in the bullpen came in and pitched lights out in a big spot. Then all my predictions from earlier this year would have been spot on and I woulda filmed a POV of KFC and all the other Nova haters taking turns on my cock. 7:07 tomorrow, win and we’re in. No play-ins, no wild card bullshit… that’s for the birds. See what I did there? Fuck the Red Sox. Yankees win the division tomorrow night.
P.S.- Need to be at tomorrow’s game. @StoolPizzaBoy … sell me your tickets right now. Don’t be gay. Do it.
Congrats, you guys barley beat a high school baseball team. Good luck in the playoffs LOL.
Lets knock the Yankees because they won the game AND have made the playoffs!
Haha. They just showed highlights and the place is half empty. Yeah, no big deal NY, just playing for first place with two games to go in the season against your biggest rivals. Lol. Classic Yankee bandwagon baseball.
Best Boston tweet from last night….
45,478 in the Bronx, 13,666 in the Trop.
@TampaJack firstly, i truly hope you die. second, the team has clinched a playoff spot and is playing for the division and people don’t show up…so they are bandwagon fans? it’s the other way around buddy. If the Yankees were 62-99 and people didn’t show up, that would mean they were bandwagon fans. You’re name is Tampa Jack, but you root for the Cardinals… talk about a bandwagon
@TampaJack .. That whole debacle of a comment you just made is just… smh i hate u. Did u realize it was raining since fuckin 5:00 here in NY? ya think that might’ve had something to do with the attendance? “classic yankee bandwagon baseball” basically makes no sense because your referring to the actual play of baseball yet trying to talk about the fans. Get ur shit together bro. your gonna make me pop a blood vessel. And lastly.. i hate you. Go pick an orange or whatever u old fucks do in florida.
Yankees were second in attendance this season DIE TAMPAJACK. How unhappy your life must be to spend so much time bashing the Yankees on a NY site.
ibanez isnt the x factor, the collection of stiffs the sox put out there for the series is
Yeah Tampa Jack, don’t you know it was raining? You should know NYers hate water, especially when it’s in combination with soap.
@Carmine, just a thought, shouldn’t the the team with the biggest stadium and the largest population be first in attendance not second?
To all Yankee Haters: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O89rpjSaAHc
@otwisted if the mets did not exist, (which in reality might as well happen because who would care) than imagine how many tickets the yankees would sell? it’s the 2 NY teams thing that prevents the yanks from putting up an expanded 70000 person stadium