The amount of racist jokes running through my mind right now is absolutely staggering. So much so I’m borderline disappointed in myself. Just know that.

Best part is I’m pretty sure tickets to these things are free, aren’t they? Black folks just love beating the system so much they didn’t even wanna walk through the front door. Its like they’re so used to fighting their way into Foot Lockers when new Jordan’s come out or Walmart on Black Friday, they just assume they gotta do it everywhere else too.