Look, Will, I’m no tough guy. If I were to get hit by a Major League pitch, I’d probably die on the spot. I stubbed my toe the other day and damn near passed out.

But if you’re gonna crumple into the arms of your first base coach like you’ve been shot, you better come back with something other than a bruised arm. I’m not one of these guys who calls baseball players pussies, but lets just say this fiasco set you guys back in that department.