Reader Email – Caption Contest

KFC,
My buddy was in an elevator with this…
Matt
Yo Grimace where’s the Hamburglar?
(On a serious note, if you’re ever in a elevator with a dude like this and you don’t get off at the very next floor, let alone continue to ride with him and snap a picture for Barstool, you are outside of your mind)

Tyler Perry in the muthafuckin house
i don’t think the grimace caption can be beat
mad photo skills yo. how do you even take that in an elevator shadily without getting your ass beat?
Grimace has been struggling since being dropped from Ronald McDonald’s posse.
Give this thing a saxophone and some white gloves and it’s a california raisins band member
The kid from Willy Wonka really let herself go
Who knew the California Raisins were real people?
KoolAid Man’s side piece: Grape.
Leroy Thompson rides the elevator after shoplifting every article of clothing from the Men’s Activewear rack at the TJ Maxx in Brockton, MA.
I cant think of a clever comment when I’m still trying to figure out how this terrorist mongloid managed to hit the button for his floor
I cant think of a clever comment when I’m still trying to figure out how this terrorist mongloid managed to hit the button for his floor
I cant think of a clever comment when I’m still trying to figure out how this terrorist mongloid managed to hit the button for his floor
see what happens when Pacman eats the big pellet
This Muslim never quite grasped the concept of blowing himself up.
This Muslim never quite grasped the concept of blowing himself up.
This Muslim hasn’t quite grasped the concept of blowing himself up.
Ive been chewing this same peice of gum for 2 years 7 months 11 days
Redefining the Blow UP
This terrorist hasn’t quite grasped the concept of blowing himself up.
This terrorist hasn’t quite grasped the concept of blowing himself up.
kim k’s clit piece
One badass elevator to hold that thing
hey lady, looks like you missed a few Ramadan fasts….
I used to blog for barstool NY, then my gout got out of control.
Fucking Mumbles everyone knows its you……………( mumbles is the mayor of Boston)
Probably weighs 110lbs 500 if you count the C-4.
Only in America could you a Muslim this fuckin fat, she looks like shes wearing the tarp youd use to cover a billiard table
that’s a huge bitch!
Allahu Shaqbar!
Biggie Smalls is the illest!
When this bitch wears her Malcom X jacket, helicopters land on her back.
purple nurple
71 more just like this where you going bomb buddy. Praise allah.
Allah the Hut