Reader Email – Caption Contest
Yo you droopy eyed bitch,
I was slummin it in philly with my boys from temple and decided to get a greasy, diabetes explosion cheesesteak, philly style. Didnt know they served dessert in the form of high class pussy. anyway ill stop drizzling syrup on the pancakes and get to the gravy..does kickin’ it with this fine bitch get my boy stoph laid?
PS: my buddy still says he wouldn’t fuck her for a million dollars, would you?
Pickle
A million dollars? If that pussy come Wiz Wit I’d do it for free.
is Pickle the biggest douche in the history of barstool?
youd think she would smarten up and use knee pads by now…
Milton’s pimp my look candidate.
How the FUCK could a philly cheesesteak give you diabetes you fucking retard? Worst reader e-mail yet. Probably sent by rp
pickle sounds like the kind of guy that would yack all over a teenage girl at a baseball game.
What the fuck was with the pancakes and gravy line? I’ve never heard anyone say shit that dumb, and I’m from Long Island
does Mo letting his gal have a night out on the town get him laid?
put that monkey back in its cage!
Pickle says it all…. Nailed It
Eagles could use her with all the O-line injuries.
@haterade1, pretty simple, type 2 diabeetus is caused by genetic factors AND high calorie diets. Cheese steaks = high in calories
@otwisted- C’mon bro, even Pickle spelled Diabetes correctly
^i used to not laugh when cancel philly says “nailed it”. now i laugh everytime
@boats and hoes- Shut the fuck up Donny you’re out of your element
@ Boats & hoes, have you never seen the Wilfred Brimley Diabeetus commercial? Christ, KFC uses it every time he talks about diabetes.
why are her nipples on her knees?
I’m almost 100% sure this is Crown Fried Chicken, Broad and Susquehanna. Temple U hotspot.
“I got dark beef and a little extra cheese on my philly, whiteboy”
“My baloney has a first name, it’s L-A-Q-U-E-E-S-H-A…”
black people
definition of a ratchet bitch
Eat Dat Pussy is gonna eat DAT pussy this weekend.
Eat Dat Pussy is gonna eat DAT pussy this weekend.
Who am I kidding. I’d probably fuck her
her knees look like nipples
You guys were slummin pretty hard in fact so hard your boy Stoph decided to wear sweatpants and a sweatshirt out? Is that how Temple rolls?
wiz wit is the only way
How is this a caption contest?
Pickle sniffs pickles.
What is the big deal? She is a very pretty lady with a very flattering and well fitting outfit.
That bitch got knee-nipples
So i guess Wiz Khalifa’s backup singer is Wiz Qu’eefa think of her as the gal that orders a supersize soda cup and fills it with XXtra wiz just fo’ dipping that cheese steak into…..BTW i’d let this broad give me the double gas mask poison, nice hot sweaty fart in my nose simultaneously queefing in my mouth!!!