Reader Email Caption Contest (NSFW)

KFC,
check out this dude jerking it to some whale in the middle of a bar
Chase
Ishmael soon learns that Ahab has one purpose on this voyage: to seek out Moby Dick, a ferocious, enigmatic white sperm whale.


KFC,
check out this dude jerking it to some whale in the middle of a bar
Chase
Ishmael soon learns that Ahab has one purpose on this voyage: to seek out Moby Dick, a ferocious, enigmatic white sperm whale.

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Probably Neil.
Ha, ha, ha. He can’t even get all his fingers around his cock. He jerks it like he’s holding a tea cup!! What a fag.
It will be funny when you have to go back and get a real job and all you have are these shitty blogs to explain your resume holes..
Is he beating off or getting ready to piss on her?
Look at that fupa…
that’s gotta be the best watch / sneaker combo i have ever come across.
Bro, get a fucking grip.
Kid could sue his legs for lack of support. Complete horror show.
who still uses a zipper??
trying to tame the beast
Next up on Whale Wars…
Yeah, I think he might be lining up to give ‘er the ol’ golden shower.
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That chick has a sweet pussy-belly too.
“Thursday nights at Mad River!”
This guy actually has a huge dick, it just seems small next to ManBearPig
Brenda tides herself over with some salami and nuts while she waits for her steak bomb.
Im serious, “this is a breathalyzer”!
The sea was angry that day my friends
I think i used to pee on this bar in college…is that “The Boot” bar and grill?
“You’re gonna need a bigger… dick.”
That would be the boot
Meanwhile, back at the ranch…
cankles
The Boot in New Orleans. Where dreams come true.
The Boot New Orleans, where dreams come true.
think this was already circling around the web
http://cubetitans.com
HAHAHHAHA omg can’t believe this blew up…I thought I was risking my safety taking this pic but they didn’t even notice the flash