Subject:       kfc, from one binge drinker to another
From:       jrod
Date:       Mon, February 8, 2010 2:05 pm
To:       nyctips@barstoolsports.com

Beer is good for your bones – “If you downed one too many while watching the Super Bowl, here’s at least one reason to hold your head high: Drinking beer can be good for your health. A new analysis of 100 commercial beers shows the hoppy beverage is a significant source of dietary silicon, a key ingredient for bone health.”

KFC – Turns out we’ve been doing it right all along. And now we have fucking super skeletons and are probably indestructible war machines who should either start robbing banks or join the xmen. At least that’s what i’m gonna tell myself (and the smokes) as i crack my second(third) olde english of the day and start playing goldeneye on n64 instead of going to the gym and/or any classes. later.

joe queens.

kmarkochat[1]

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So I was arguing with KMarko about who has the better/worse vice yesterday – my awesome alcohol fixation or his childish gambling habit.  Well, I guess Joe from Queens here provided the key piece of evidence to put an end to this little debate.  I mean booze is apparently turning me into Wolverine while Kmarko times Carrie Underwood singing the National Anthem.  And on the nights when Kmarko spends his time crying into SixTen’s shoulder because the Los Angeles Sparks and the Columbus Blue Jackets failed to cover, I’m steady drunk making Local Smokeshow galleries.  I’m socially lubricated with virtually zero inhibitions the vast majority of the time I spend conscious.  Now sprinkle in this little tidbit that I’m also unbreakable and I’d say I’m the winner by a landslide.

On a side note, I’d say pound for pound Goldeneye 64 may be the greatest video game of all time.  I used to run a fuckin CLINIC with proximity mines in the Facility on Battle Mode.  I think I’m still undefeated to this day.

PS – Joe, you and I maybe be on the same page, brotha. But telling smokeshows you wanna join the X-Men and talking about Goldeneye might not get you too far.