Reader Email – I Saw This Gem On The F Train
KFC,
i saw this gem of a new yorker on the F this morning. although i’ll leave the blogging to the professionals, i think what makes this guy so great is his little cell phone holder thingy on the waist. a lot like the tuxedo t-shirt – he wants to be formal, but he’s there to party.
- Evan
I’m so fucking furious that Evan mentioned the cell phone clip. You know how fucking funny that woulda been if he just sent this thing in with the usual “does this guy get laid?” routine and I came in outta nowhere with a blog about cell phone clips and segue into old school cell phones and beepers and shit? Could have easily been a top 5 KFC blog of all time. But Evan here has the wherewithal to recognize the little nuances about subway degenerate humor, and he goes ahead and steals my thunder. Hey dickface, next time you send an email and say “I’ll leave the blogging to the professionals” why don’t you do just that? Instead of saying that and then ruining it for me by making the joke. Because there’s nothing else I can write about this. I’m so zoned in on the cell phone clip that anything else I blog will be subpar and I just dont do subpar work. Its not in my blood.
first
that’s actually a holder for his OneTouch blood glucose meter
KFC,
You could have noted something about his choice of a diet soda beverage. The shape of that bottle is clearly that of a cola drink, and the grey wrapper is indicative of the diet variety, whether it be a diet coke or diet sprite… My guess is Diet Sprite. At least he’s doing his best effort to try and lose weight. Maybe next time he should walk the few blocks to work to increase his pedometer count.
You could have mentioned his 500 pounds of stomach spilling out onto his Camo pants…
Or that he has no belly button.
Fat fuck hasn’t seen that phone under his huge gut in years. The only way he would realize it’s there is when it rings.
you failed at CUBE life, would call you subpar
i would have been all over the fact that this fat fuck is drinking sprite zero…
texasrangers this isn’t the line to gym class in 2nd grade you fag
I’m pretty sure people are just trying to get on barstool now, too many gems in too little time
either its sprite zero or a diet coke refilled with water even better.
definitely sprite zero. is that a sports bra?
when it gets to the point that you don’t care enough to even cover up your fatness when you go out in public, it might be time to call it quits
thats what i wanted to know, really appears he is sporting a bra. and with that cleavage he may need it