Reader Email – I Want To Finger You
Brother’s friend is a teacher, confiscated this letter from a 6th grader. oh yeah!
Fire big cat.
-Chris
You never know with these things. It’s always a friend of a brother of a cousin who’s a teacher or some shit. Theres nothing to stop someone from just writing these letters and drawing these pictures and pretending to be a little kid. But A) I don’t want to live in a world where adults do this shit and pretend its real. That’s something that lunatic Big Cat would do. And B) I want to believe this is true. I want to believe there’s a 6th grader out there saying “I want to finger you soo much.” It’s like believing in Santa Claus. The world is a funner place if this is real. Chances are its fake. But I wanna believe.
PS – love how this dude was planning on fucking on Sunday. I don’t think I had sex on Sunday until I was like 25. Sunday sex in 6th grade would be absolutely the most impressive thing ever. I think my parents still made me go to church on Sundays. Only thing more impressive than that would be of his stick figure cock is drawn to scale.
PPS – if you don’t think I’m dropping “I want to finger you soo much” during foreplay next time I’m fucking you are outside of your kind. That, followed by a Kool Aid “OH YEAH!” when I finish.
I like the kids subtlety
Calling his shot. Bold move. Probably screwed since his name is Nathan, though.
PS it was planned for Saturday so your “PS” is void
That kid definitely had a veeery awkward conversation with parents that night…
The real issue here is the “Fire Big Cat”…Clearly sent in by Neil
clearly rpw50222 doesn’t see the crossed out sunday written…void your life brah
Why is the girl frowning? Your doing it wrong kid…..lol
boys will be boys
anyone notice lolipop frowning in the pic? Like it might hurt a bit.
his mother must be into some rough shit
You better be sure the guy you’re with is into it before you tell him how much you want to finger him.
that’s neil’s letter to his new sex robot
“all of the sudden” – i suspect kfc wrote this letter himself
Chris has no sense of humor
Herbie, you are a total penis bro.
Funner is not a word dick shit
goddy are you mad because i told you to start a website with the other stooges and then said i wouldn’t ever visit the site?
this is why I don’t want to have kids… all kids are going to have 3 STDs by the time they reach High School in the future. College kids wont be trying to bang virgins, there will be no virgins, they will compete to bang chicks that didn’t have STDs before fucking them
@dnotty you’ve never had sex have you?
Fake obviously
church? what a fag
Is this brady’s kid? Got a howitzer.
can’t wait for saturday
Going anal early.
Last sentece is great, “and on Saturday we’re going to fuck” no ifs, ands, or buts (maybe butts) about it Nathan and Lilipop are going to fuck on Saturday.