Reader Email – My Bulldog Hudson Taking Care Of Business
KFC,
Long time reader, first time writer. Huge fan of the site…now living in Florida it keeps me up to date with what is going on with NY sports and such and by such I mean smokes.
With your love of dogs I figured I had to send this video. I have an English bulldog named Hudson. He turned one yesterday. Monday I came home from work and was playing with him when he got up, dragged a bed next to me, sat down and proceeded to rub one out. There are periodic moments of pride, followed by shame, followed by him continuing to take care of business. Pretty funny and thought you would like it.
Jon
That second video is downright hilarious. Just grunting and pawing at his bulldog bratwurst for about 20 seconds and then a brief hiatus. Holding his chin up high with that look of “Get your fuckin camera out of my face bro.” Lowering his head in shame like “You’re right, this is unacceptable behavior.” Only to resume strumming that dog dick like its a fucking banjo. Hey Hudson I ain’t mad at you, bro! Not like your master gave you your own bedroom or something where you can J it in private. Whats a dog supposed to do? Not like they can jerk it in the shower. Sometimes you just gotta pull up your doggie bed and punish yourself.

Is it weird to record your dog beating off? Yes.
I like how he keeps licking his chops. Just thinking about dem bitches he saw in the park the other day.
Love this guy! Favorite dog in the world!
Red rocket!
Had a kid on my team do this to the opposing bench during pregame starting lineups. Ultimate stare down.
I can cross “watch dog masturbate while eating lunch” off my bucket list
My French Bulldog does this too and licks his lips while he does it as well. Their body is too short to lick their own balls so a dogs got to do what a dogs got to do. It does get weird tho when the wife and I get ready for action and look over and see the dog watching us ready to go to town!
Isn’t it obvious that this is learned behaivor? Doggie watching Jon do this 3 times a day for a year and he learned something. Just wait til ther dog gets his paws on your Fleshlight Jon.
its like in that movie Due Date