Reader Email – Northwestern Stoolies Totally Get It
Hey guys,
We go to Northwestern and had a snow day today. Decided to build a snow pong
table and give a little shoutout to barstool.
Love the site,
Dan, Sam, and Willy
See this is what the fuck I’m talking about. You got all these Stoolies in Boston and NY bitching about the snow. Wahh I keep stepping in slush puddles. Wahh there’s icicles falling on my skull off 55 story buildings. Wahh someone keeps stealing the parking spot I shoveled out. Well what do the Northwestern stoolies do? Just build a fucking pong table out of snow in the middle of an avalanche and get straight bro on everybody. Like I always say when life gives you subfreezing temperatures and record amounts of snowfall build a beer pong table and take cases of beer straight to the fucking face. We can all learn a lesson from these Northwestern visionaries.
i miss doing dumb shit like this in college. work fucking sucks.
is that 1 whole case? take it easy brothers!
Did you fags all do snow angels while jerking each other off too?????
Sorry Soze, I would much rather be sitting here making bank rather than eat roman noodles and study.
Your “wahs” are starting to sound more and more like EP’s bohoo’s.
I’m with Cincy. college was good times, but dollar menu at wendys gets old quick. being broke sucks! Upper twenties while making bank makes for real good times.
I’d love to do this if I didn’t have things like a job, bills and responsibilities. College was fun.
Well, at least they chose to rep NY instead of Boston.