KFC – I hate the NBA, but it seems like everyone loves to hate LeBron because he’s a douche and his nickname is The King when in fact he’s never actually won anything. Hate to break it to you, that tool Osgood, and El Pres, but there’s an athlete in NYC with the exact same traits. Your man-crush, Henrik “King Nothing” Lundquist, is the Bron Bron of the NHL.  No Vezina’s, no Cups, no Finals appearances, and the ignorant media and retarded fans still call him The King. I mean the dude even wears a hat with his number and a crown logo on it, fucking delusional.  Let’s go Devils!  -Doug

Gumdrop:  A-fucking-men, Doug the Devils fan.  These Rags fans are as delusional as any asshole out there wearing a #6 Heat jersey, and there are endless examples aside from your extremely apt Lundqvist comparison.  Plane rides to games across the Hudson, for crying out loud!  And did you see that article from Osgood earlier this week?  “Ranger envy” he said - honestly the most delusional label for Devils fans I’ve ever heard.  Leave it to a city-loving dickhole from Connecticut to turn some #NoBlue story into a self-centered sense of superiority rant with little to no humor included.  Um, bro, when you have to preface your argument with the statement “Forget the on-ice successes per season stat” then you’re pretty much fucked in the debate department. Do I really care that MSG is consistently packed to capacity with corporate suits? Not at all. Do I give second thought to the fact that I occasionally have to scan the channel guide to find MSG+2? Barely. Do I care that on average I probably pay 4x less for my season tickets than Rangers fans?  Hell yes I do, and I love it.  Draw as many “fans” as you want and enjoy watching your team lose year after year.  Keep dumping your money into Dolan’s pockets and always leaving your Garden unsatisfied with the results.  One thing’s for sure, I’ll take three cups over a broker-bought packed house any day, so you can take that envy theory and stick it right up Queen Lundy’s royal vag.  Fucking delusional is right…

​I know what it is though, Doug.  They’re afraid of the truth and overcompensating with shit-talk that resembles nothing close to the reality of their lives.  They haven’t won a goddamn thing since dudes were still allowed to skate around helmetless and now they’re losing their home away from home rink too.  They’re bummed that Blueshit fans won’t be able to catch a cheap game at the Rock so easily anymore.  Sure, there’s still going to be a strong Rag presence in Newark this series, but it’ll be weaker than usual and it’s not just because of some twitter trend.  “Red Alert” was an unspoken success against the Flyers and now it’s just common knowledge – we’re keeping home ice for ourselves.  All the old, dirty, delusional, Garden state Rangers fans who were watching hockey before the 80’s are slowly dying off slowly, and there’s a new generation of Jerseyians, raised on traditions of winning and a steady stream of Stanley Cups, ready to make sure they’re no longer heard when they walk into our building.  Game three, get loud, LET’S GO DEVILS!  @GumdropNJD