Hey KFC,

My roommate and I are loyal stoolies from Pace University. We went to blackout at Roseland in March (undeniably the greatest night we’ve had all semester) and realized that we MUST find a way to get to Fuckin’ Foam. There is only one problem: we’re broke. Sooo, attached is our attempt at winning over your heart and soul in exchange for tickets to foam.

With that being said, VIVA LA STOOL and fuck the haters

Umm, winner winner chicken dinner! Take notes folks – if you’re broke and sexy and you wanna go to the greatest party tour in the country, here’s how to do it. Sexually suggestive pictures are a winner 1,000 times out of 1,000. And I fuckin love the Asian porn pixelation! Fuckin killed it. I’m not even sure that you guys pixeled enough of your faces. Like I’m sure anyone that knows these chicks can absolutely tell its them. Can you guys crack the case on who this is?

But I think its all part of the allure, no? These girls are basically saying “lets make an effort to look like we’re trying to stay hidden but since we don’t really give a fuck lets not try to hard.” Thats the kinda of people we want at the Fuckin Foam Tour at Roseland in September.

Friday Sept 21st – Roseland NYC (Tickets on Sale NOW)

Aside from Roseland, we’re deciding between 5 new locations for the next Fuckin Foam tour stop.

East  Stroudsburg

Maine

Colorado

Myrtle Beach

Albany

These are facebook pages for the next places we think can handle a Barstool Party. Whichever school gets the most confirmed attending Stoolies will get the Foam Tour. By the Common Man, for the Common Man. Democracy in this bitch. If you go to another school not on this list, start up the facebook one your own and raise as much awareness as you can.