Reader Email – What Do Guys Think Of Me If I’m A Chick Who Eats Five Guys
KFC,
I have a serious question to pose for you. An average sized chick walks into a Five Guys mid-week and mid-day for a burger and fries. Obviously, the place is flooded with dudes. Are those dudes looking at her like ‘wow, that’s a really aggressive move – totally hot’… or ‘wow, seriously – that’s gross. Get that shit delivered if you want to eat it’. Also, doesn’t seem like a bad place to talk to some men – so please help. Should I go back in a month or two when I’ve burned these calories off or stay away FOREVER?
Let me emphasize by saying average size (i feel like this could go the fat route)… I got some junk in my trunk but I’m 5’5″ and I wear a size 4.
Thanks,
Loving me my five guys.
Let me start by tipping my cap to this Stoolie chick for the “I feel like this could go the fat route” line. That made me laugh out loud and also made me actually write this blog because my immediate gut reaction was just “You’re a fat chick” and I was gonna delete the email. But after reading the line and googling 5’5 size 4, it clear you’re a pretty normal sized chick with a big ass. Thats appealing to most dudes out there.
So the question is – what do guys think of you when you’re crushing a Five Guys burger? I think I speak for all guys when I say we don’t give a shit as long as you’re in shape. Nobody is gonna think you’re sexy if you’re polishing off a dozen wings and chowing down on a double cheeseburger. Sometimes chicks think dudes like it if you’re “one of the guys.” No. Guys like chicks. Not guys. So just be that happy medium. Dont go around being a pain in the ass only eating salad and don’t be the monster broad eating like its the last supper.
Long story short just be hot. And S my D and fix me a sandwich. I don’t care what you eat. You girls are so fucked in the head these days. Lets put an end to this 50 Shades of Grey, I’ve got a Gaggle, I’m-a-feminist-but-also-a-slut-who-eats-burgers bullshit. Just go back to being normal chicks who are a standard amount of annoying and crazy. And be thankful Five Guys even lets women in the doors.
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Attractive women eating man meals = sexy as fuck. Basically implies you hit the gym which is always a plus.
I also heart blowjobs.
Ditto on Numero Two’s comment.
Double ditto on the BJs
If she didn’t send a picture she’s a fat chick.
I would probably think “hey, that girl enjoys delicious Five Guys burgers” and then forget about it. Chicks are fucked in the head.
ditto on tridents comment, she could have sent in a bikini pic and cut out of her face
Total smoke I know eats Five Guys pretty regularly…It’s not a big deal if you’re not fat. If you’re fat then obviously people are going to tell you to cut that shit but the same could be said for McDonalds or any fast food joint.
I think the better route would be her going into five guys and getting me a burger and fries, then promptly sucking my dick while i crush it.
Bitch must drop monster bombs in the ladies room
Size 4 is fat. Stop eating burgers and hit the gym fatty.
5 Guys Blows. You have to try Bossman Burgers in Portsmouth RI. No Joke the Best fucking burger palace around. bossmanburger.com
if i see chicks in line at taco bell, they are getting judged regardless of how hot they are.
the mammoth loves meat in her mouth
Ha pres jr for the win
Just rub some cajun fry seasoning on your pussy guys love that shit.
Eat whatever the fuck you want so long as you look good. If you notice that you are getting a little bit thick, back off and hit the gym. Just look good
Chics are retards. End of story.
Couldn’t have said it better myself. A
i wouldnt have thought twice about it… if she really does have a fat ass, i’d probably give it a look, save it in my spank bank and then go head first back into my cajun fries and burger with everything.
If a chic can crush food and maintain her figure it is great. Makes you feel better about eating pizza and wings in front of them if they are joining in instead of going the salad route. Just make sure they run too or you’ll have a big FUPA rolling up on you in no time.
So 5’4 and size 4 could go either way potential linebacker in training or “just a little junk in the trunk” whatever makes you sleep better at night
I am gonna go out on a limb and say you are latin? Have you seen the 5 guys crowd jus sayin…..anyways if you are I totally think you should go on a blind date with Elmo the jew hater from the park lol…#potentialbestdatever
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If you’re eatn 5 guys, pretty obvious you’re a slut.
Why didnt feitelberg include his name on the email?
typical female mentality. when I go into five guys I am not worried about what the guys around me think, I am wondering where today’s potatoes came from and how quickly I can vinegar for my fries.
She’d rather be face plastered by five guys and Burger. Fatty Mcgeww
IN N OUT BURGER SHITS ON YOU.
cute face + nice rack + stomach that doesn’t hang over your belt line = blow me honey.
#Lameburger u are so damn spot on it’s not even funny, to bad it’s like a 30-70 ratio…30% 6′s or better to the 70% who gives a fuck.
You’re probably average looking at best. I saw you, noticed you were average, and went back to what I was doing. Anything else?