Reader Email – Who Knew El Pres Was Moonlighting As An Elf Model?
I came across this today as I was looking for a costume for santacon and to my surprise I find Pres modeling an Elf costume… is it too good to be true? Glad to see those internet dollars being put to good use because there’s no way in hell that he would be a paid model, he must have shelled out big bucks for this gig.
Sincerely, Michael Scott
El Pres is a man of many talents. When he’s not blogging he’s making sure the Blackout tour stays on track, and when he’s not doing that he’s apparently modeling elf costumes for Party City. It’s always smart to diversify your portfolio. Like if this Barstool thing doesn’t work out then he’ll be able to fall back on a career as an elf. Entertain the kids waiting in line to see Santa and shit. In this economy you can never have too many options open.



Pretty close, but not enough cum on his pants.
Nose isn’t big enough
dave doesn’t know what a Christmas elf is.
And that looks more like feitelberg.
p.s. – what kind of nerd goes to santacon? way to miss the most outrageous part of the email jwac.
Looks like Feitelberg and Pres actually did have a love affair and produced this atrocity
Only someone named Michael Scott would attend Santacon
lolol. wow. it really does look like a cross between feitelberg and pres.
All Jews look the same.
Does the Jew fro come with the costume?
No comment on how the guy’s name is Michael Scott?
Most jewish elf costume on the market.I heard they accept barters for payment.
Santacon is one of the better drinking events the city has. Fuck all you nerds.
Santa con is insane nothing wrong with wearing Santa costumes and getting fucked up .