“Real Life Ken Doll” From New York City Can Suck My Dick


Huff Po – Much like Barbie’s former love, the majority of this human Ken doll’s body is made of plastic. Though he wants a physique like Barbie’s boyfriend. Justin Jedlica a 32-year-old from New York City, didn’t work out a bit to carve out his sculpted abs, bulbous pecs and bulging biceps. There’s no need for working out, which he calls “so not exciting — not glamorous,” according to ABC News. Jedlica underwent 90 different plastic surgeries over the past 10 years, completely transforming his figure into what he calls a human Ken doll for about $100,000. That includes silicone implants in his buttocks, belly, biceps and triceps, among others. ”I love to metamorphosize myself, and the stranger the surgery the better,” he told ABC News. “Bucking the norm is so much fun.” He and doctors agree that so much silicone is putting his life at risk, but he says it’s a small price to pay for the perfect body, according to Oddity Central. Growing up, Jedlica said he became obsessed with the size of his nose and wanted it to be smaller. Five nose jobs later, he says it’s close, but not perfect. He told “20/20″ that he won’t stop changing his body any time soon.
Hey bro have you seen Ken Doll? Do you have any concept of what he looks like? Dude is a fucking hard 10. If I was gay I’d fuck the shit out of Ken. Chiseled jaw. Surfer flow. Piercing blue eyes. Have you seen yourself lately? You don’t look anything like Ken. Giving you that nickname is an insult to man beauty every where. You look like Jack Nicholson as the Joker mixed with an Asian Keanu Reeves. You think you could land a smoke like Barbie? For sure not. You couldn’t even fuck Skipper. That black Barbie wouldn’t even bang you’re plastic dick.
Although I must admit I am not mad at this idea of getting ab and pec implants. Much easier than that working out shit. And lets call a spade a spade the dude has a great ass:

I’m not even kidding you, I coulda used this dude as a GTA tomorrow and half you guys would have got a halfsie lookin at his ass. But at the end of the day, you’re just no Ken Doll, brah. Get real.

Wait you can get fake muscles? Why the fuck do I go to the gym?
Was Ken Korean?
I’d ask if this dude was gonna try to marry that chick who was a real life Barbie or whatever, but after seeing those butt implants, it’s quite obvious to me that he got those to act as a cushion for his boyfriend.
yea real life ken doll definitely would suck your dick kfc, careful what u wish for
Taste maker if ever I saw one
Jeremy Lin?
What a roser.
Well Ken had no cock so when is the penis removal surgery happening?
who wasted more money….this guy? or prez hiring neil?
that was funny, nice job
KFC why don’t you just fucking come out already. Jesus Christ it’s 2012 nobody gives a shit. It’s so obvious.