Reason #2398723432 I Don’t Ride The Bus
Spotted this sleeping cow on the Q55. Beast was straight up Zzzzing on the bus. Wonder how many M&Ms I could have shot into her mouth; had I had any M&Ms to toss up. STARKS FOR THREE……….YES!
J Christ. Get this beast some oxygen. I dont even think those pants are capri pants. I think they just cant reach her feet like normal pants. Those thighs look like my laundry bag when I STUFF like 2 months worth of dirty clothes in there and the bag is bursting at the seams. I wouldn’t be surprised if those green pants just ripped open any moment like when David Banner transforms into the Hulk.
~ Shout out to Alex for the picture

calm down BlackDude…don’t get too excited
All this time I thought his name was Bruce Banner…
Jackofspades isn’t that BlackDude’s mother?
This is what I would imagine kmarko to look like if he were a black, middle-aged woman.
BlackDudes fuck fat white chicks, white dudes fuck fat black chicks, just an FYI numbnuts
whoever it is he probably wants to fuck it
oh snap pWoWw is back in the building, how are you girl?
not sure about that BD…the second part I mean
makes sense. my boy Joel is thinks Khloe is the hot Kardashian…
I legit haven’t heard the “diss” numbnuts since 7th grade
The fucking scary thing is that there is someone out there who is hitting that.
Bruce was changed to David for the television show.
i thought David was the awful rapper?
pWoWw , thanks for sharing your opinnion good thing you follow others, when are you going to stroke my pipe?
Fucked up that I know that. I’m such a douche.
Her vajane must smell terribly.
Like the Starks reference!
Don’t talk shit about my girl like that.
i think there’s one of those on every bus in every city.
Donkeypunch, you’re a douche either way so don’t sweat it.
BD- you let me know when you hit puberty and grow a pipe past 1 inch… then we can talk about stroking
her FUNT is turning me on
And all this time I thought they slept standing up!
great laundry bag analogy…also wish the guy on the right would move his head to expose the pizza hut sign outside-would have been advertising gold for them
Holy shit is that Charlie Weiss?
That Fupa would make a great pillow
I think she ate Slimer from the Ghostbusters.
Fupa’s so fat you could see it from the back.
I saw one of these on the train this morning, only she was wearing a skirt. I almost puked out of my eyeballs.
too bad she didn’t Dougie into the ice cream truck